30 Memes for Couples Conquering Toddler Trials and Tribulations (January 1, 2023)

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    My camera roll after I take my iPad back from a toddler 3 PORK
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    Parents: let me wipe your nose for you. You have snot all over your face Toddlers: Go Away
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    Toddlers when the family brings home a new baby I am going to create an environment that is so toxic,
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    Me: *goes literally anywhere in the house* My Toddler: @THEDADFATHER
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    How you see my toddler (CO How I see my toddler
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    My kid waiting for me to get her a snack like:
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    That moment when your toddler finally shits in the potty, and you need to be over-the-top with positive reinforcement
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    My kid finding another rock at the playground C I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH BEAUTY.
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    Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Not a soul: Toddlers at 6am when you're still sleeping:
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    When your kid cussed but they do it in the right context and you're kind. of proud of them for a little bit before having to correct them 0000
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    The look on your toddler's face when you lock eyes because they're chewing on something but you didn't give them any food...
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    If I just keep being persistent, don't lose my cool, continue to gentle parent and keep a positive attitude, my Toddler will eventually start to listen to what I say....... @THEDADFATHER
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    Parents: you cant just scream and cry until you get your way, that's not how life works Toddlers: Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down.
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    The first time you hear CoComelon: The 1,639,752 time you hear CoComelon: XS DELTACHILDREN
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    My toddler immediately after telling me he doesn't need a sippee cup parco hgree
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    Me: time for bed My toddler:
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    Toddler: meakatachch Dad: what...? Toddler: MEAKATACHCH Dad: ....... Mom from upstairs: she wants some chocolate milk
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    When you remember you made your little asshole kid. THE
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    Me after another long day of being a snack bitch,changing diapers, doing laundry, cooking, & cleaning "NO ONE WOULD BE ANYWHERE OR ANYTHING WITHOUT ME."
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    Listening to my kid spouting off 300 words a minute 4 minutes after I've woken up
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    There is nobody with more patience than a mother trying to get a toddler dressed.
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    When your kids ask you to play with them at the park.
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    At bedtime, my child said those 3 little words I was so desperate to hear... "I want Daddy" Boom! Dad's Turn.
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    MAY YOUR COFFEE BE STRONGER THAN YOUR TODOLER
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    me: I have to go to the bathroom my kid: I'll be your date. coun
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    I don't know who says "NO" more during the day my toddler to me or me to my toddler.
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    When you ask your kids to smile nice for the camera and get 20 pictures that look like this I am smiling
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    Henpecked Hal @Henpecked Hal My 3 year old is SCREAMING because a car just like my wife's passed us on the freeway and she wants to tell her hi. Did I mention that we just dropped my wife off at work? Did I mention that we are in my wife's car?
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    When you just finished cleaning and your child makes a mess again Cu
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    When a baby or toddler is staring at you 0 Ruby DiaMemes

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