Cat's Got Your Resolutions: 33 Funny Feline Tweets From Purrfectly Committed Cats And Their Hissterical Hoomans About Their 2024 Giggle-Worthy Goals

Hey there, cat lovers and tweeters, did you make any New Year's resolutions? More importantly, did you make any New Year's resolutions for your favorite feline? We certainly did, we're hoping for more snuggles in 2024, and for them to stop lying on our faces early in the morning to wake us up to feed them (even though it's two hours before breakfast). Turns out that we're not the only ones, as we found this hissterical feline-flavored Twitter thread about cats and their hoomans making New Year's resolutions together. Some are achievable and believable, the others, well, never going to happen.

From setting a goal for more forehead kisses to starting their own small (emphasis on the small, they're an awwdorably smol cat) business, these funny feline tweets have us exploding with laughter like a whiskery whirlwind of fireworks. Scroll down below to soak up all these feline funnies and don't give up on your New Year's resolutions yet, it's only the beginning of January!

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