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'I broke this piece while dusting': 20+ Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Month (January 2024)

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    This job is rewarding employees with 5 extra minutes to chill

    You have made a great Accomplishment!!!! This reward goes to for your perfect attendance last week! Your reward is an extra 5 minutes on your morning break for a total of 10 minutes to use during the week of 12 25 Please have this paper signed the day you would like to use it. 4 IC eac 2p 110 7

    How generous.

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    After nearly choking on a scrap of plastic, this person had a terrifying realization

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    Their whole straw had been blended up. And not just that — there was an entire half of a plastic cup that went through the blender, too! 

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    An eagle-eyed trivia player noticed that the "correct" answers were all wrong

    ABER A Trivia What is the name of the dad in the TV show Family Guy? Peter 0 Joseph Henry Johnny Question 7/10 2389 Players Here Join Code: HNLGHW w A ATMOSPHERE ** CIDER S

    The OP added that several other answers were also wrong, like saying that "Niall Horan was in 98 Degrees."

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    This 3rd grader was assigned a school project that seems impossible

    Project Guidelines: In celebration of Christmas, you engineer a new toy that has never been made. Your design can be any size, shape, and made out of any material. Be imaginative! However, your design must follow these guidelines: must be a 3-d project (no posters, drawings, etc.) Must be a new toy that has never been made Must be no taller than 24 inches Must demonstrate one of the following science themes: -sink or float, magnetic, light/shadow You must create an advertisement for your new toy
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    You'd be mad too if you were one number away from winning the jackpot

    103年05月、06月統一發票中獎號碼 月份 05-06 94761178 同期統一發票收钛制8位數號碼與上到笑道相同者多金1,000 萬元 7-ELEVEN 366 - 1034E05-06)] HK-94761177 2014 00 10 07 18.12 簡體版 819 万44167 WINTE 21:20 95394
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    Even though this dude had a handicap placard that he was using after a surgery, he still got this angry note

    You Should be Ashamed of Yourself for Using This Parking and not leaving it for some one Really needs it who I took viedio of you and your Car and will be Reporting to Supervisor. You Don't look handicap to US please be more Considerate of The Elders

    Not only that, but the note was placed while the guy was visiting someone at a cancer center. Whoever wrote that note, you're the worst.

  • 7

    This Ebay seller changed their mind

    Heya! If you could send me your full address and let me know what time/ days you're free so I can come collect :) Hi. So sorry I didn't realise that this was still listed. My husband doesn't want to sell this at the moment. Sorry once again 17:54 17:33
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  • 8

    One buyer spent 38k on a car that arrived damaged

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    A driver was plagued by a blinding headlight for their entire drive

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    After enduring the lights for an entire 20-minute drive, the OP writes, "These are a danger to other drivers more than anything." 

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    This workplace highlighted 2023 company holiday vs. 2024 company holidays

    2023 Holidays New Year's Day Memorial Day Juneteenth Independence Day Labor Day Thanksgiving Day after Thanksgiving Christmas Eve (Observed) Christmas Day (Observed) 3 Floating Holidays lant Monday, January 2 Monday, May 29 Monday, June 19th Tuesday, July 4 Monday, September 4 Thursday, November 23 Friday, November 24 Friday, December 22 Monday, December 25 Requested by Employee S 2024 Holidays New Year's Day Labor Day Thanksgiving Day after Thanksgiving Christmas Day (Observed) 3 Floating Holid

    There sure are a lot fewer of them in the new year…

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  • 11

    OP laments that the concept of a reusable cup has lost all meaning to Stanley collectors

    POV: you have a cup to match every outfit!!! WALLE 402 -4 A
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    Ready for the remix?

    seasoned with is This I love KITCHEN
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    A flight passenger chose to save some prime seats using donuts

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    Worst of all, she saved three seats for just two people. She just lied to everyone walking by. 

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  • 14

    Monday morning is off to a disappointing start with a broken Ken Mitchell figurine

    Sid that! I can issed that estore with A dan lace in itchell Jersey fan too. I with a go **** KEVIN MITCHELL *** GEBE TOTS

    "I got this when I was 9… 33 years ago," the OP writes.

    The janitor left a note that reads, "I'm sorry I broke this piece while dusting, Ken Janitor. I'm a Giants fan too. I'm p***ed that I did that! I can replace with a Giants Mitchell jersey?"

    At least the janitor owned up to it! Mistakes happen. 

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    Imagine travelling with your Playstation, only to find your luggage arrived like this

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    No tf O + Today 4:38 PM iMessage 00 Idk maybe you shouldn't be gone for an entire week at a time. happened Are you joking Read 4:39 PM

    Even though this OP's husband was in charge of watching the dogs while OP was away, he chose to only check in on them once per day. Then he chose to blame his partner for the damage those bored dogs did. 

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  • 17

    You wanted an Adidas jacket? Too bad, just one Adida for you

    adidas MA adida MAT MIT PARLEY OCEAN PLASTIC HERGESTELLT HECHO CON PARLEY OCEAN PLASTIC FABRICADO COM PARLEY OCEAN PLASTIC
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    This person was stunned to find out they basically had to leave a tip if they wanted their food delivered

    K Add a Tip $ 이 100% of your tip goes to your Dasher Orders with no tip might take longer to get delivered - are you sure you want to continue? Dashers can pick and choose which orders they want to do. Orders that take longer to be accepted by Dashers tend to result in a slower delivery. Add a tip Continue without tip
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    This person realized their kid had to buy a $60 box of chocolate just so they could put $22 towards a trip

    2023-2024 CANDY SALE It is that time again. The Honor Club is beginning its World's Finest Chocolate Candy sale Friday, January 5th. Permission must be given for each box of candy your child picks up. This year, each box contains 60 bars selling for $1.00 each. For each box sold, your child will earn $22 toward the trip. We are required to pay sales tax on each box, therefore the margin of profit is only 38%. If you want your child to bring home more than one box, indicate that on the slip below

    "I'd rather donate cash," the OP writes. Seems a lot less complicated, and that would save the kiddo hours of work. 

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    In the true spirit of the r/mildlyinfuriating subreddit...

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    …This person didn't like that their toast was cut like that. 

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    Heartbreaking

    From washingtondc community on Reddit reply 17 year old darling Yorkie needs foster home (Washington DC, Capitol Hill) Since we got a new puppy, we find that our beloved 17 year old Yorkie needs a quieter home than ours now is. Would anyone be willing to foster our dear elderly dog? She is good as gold but she can't tolerate our new rambunctious puppy....... [] Fraigslist HINGTON

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