'[He'll need] a magnifying glass': Contract lawyer takes a client's request literally, squeezing several pages of legal jargon onto a single page using tiny text

Reading the fine print of any document is tedious. You're squinting to make out the tiny letters, the verbiage is convoluted, and you can't help but feel like you're about to sign your life away at any given clause. Shady businesses use the 'fine print' tactic to hide sketchy activity or to protect themselves from liability, but for the most part, a lot of legal documents have tiny text to save on printing costs. However, in our next story, one contract lawyer was pushed to the limits of sanity (and hilarity) when a client demanded an impossible request.

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