31 Funny Memes Exclusively for First-Time Parents (February 11, 2023)

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Kim Cohen
Feb 11, 2024 5:00 PM EST

Life as you knew it is officially over. Gone are the days of late nights and lie ins, drinking your coffee piping hot, and smelling of perfume. You've now welcomed a brand new life of parenting, which is filled with sleepless nights, diaper blowouts, and the occasional moments of sheer joy that make it all worth it. 

To celebrate you and to show you that you are far from alone, this week fellow sleep-deprived parents we've collected 31 hilarious memes that perfectly sum up what being a first time parent is all about.

From trying to remember what side you nursed from last, to wanting any help you can get, to checking on your sleeping baby in the middle of the night and everything in between - there's something here every new mom and dad will relate to.

So, sit back and start scrolling first-time parents, and rest assured that when you're knee-deep in dirty diapers and wondering if you'll ever sleep again, you're not alone. Enjoy! 

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  • 01
    Trying to remember which side you nursed on last
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  • 02
    WHEN CAN WE COME SEE THE BABY? 4AM WOULD BE SUPER HELPFUL THANKS.
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  • 03
    Me when first-time parents say they won't let their kids ever watch TV n THE DAD Amid Media
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  • 04
    Moms when they are finally able to make that girls night out happen, 6000 days after their baby is born or three for $50 Each
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  • 05
    Me: "I'm going to get so much work done after my baby sleeps" Me after my baby sleeps:
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  • 06
    Me: "I'm going to get so much work done after baby sleeps" Me, after baby sleeps:
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  • 07
    HERE'S TO ALL THE PARENTS WHO ARE FINISHING UP THEIR MORNING COFFEE AT 2PM
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  • 08
    When your baby comes out and literally looks just like your husband @THEDEL
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  • 09
    Me: *changing a single diaper using 34 wipes Wife:
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  • 10
    That moment you realize that you could never be royal, if it involves rocking heels, a diaper, and a dress in public, moments after giving birth, like a BOSS.
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    First-time moms and their monthly baby pics
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  • 12
    It's cute how you think you're better than the other moms. But remember, your feet probably looked like ham hocks at some point, too. Just like the rest of us.
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  • 13
    Husband: Can you grab the keys and a bottle of water? My hands are full. Me:
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  • 14
    Me as child: *Pacifier full of BPA *Plastic crib bumpers *Highly flammable pajamas And yet I survived. So I'm pretty sure my kid will be fine with a little screen time, Brenda. But thanks for asking.
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  • 15
    There's nothing like those early days of breastfeeding, when your engorged is bigger than your baby's head.
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  • 16
    Raise your hand if you're wearing a very different wedding ring than the original because you can't seem to lose the finger weight after having babies. www
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  • 17
    When postpartum hair loss has been getting you down but greeter at Costco just called you Beautiful
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  • 18
    When you were up all night getting puked on and your 26 yr. old coworker starts complaining that they're tired because "Netflix."
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  • 19
    While holding a baby* Me for every 2 minutes for no reason:
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  • 20
    So with my first baby I tore front to back, but by the time I had my third, the tearing was pretty mild! @oneawkwardmom @themarvelousmrsmom
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  • 21
    Me mid-motherhood meltdown when some says 'you're going to miss these days'
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  • 22
    Them: "Motherhood looks so good on you!" Me:
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  • 23
    First week with a newborn Stho AA
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  • 24
    Fireworks Loud Music Door Slam Mom closes her eyes
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  • 25
    OBGYNS: *constantly assessing fetal health throughout the pregnancy* OBGYNs the moment the baby is born: DESCHERIC
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  • 26
    Newborn: *Crying* Me: Good evening sir, welcome back to Chez . They Mommy. Tonights special are my are a vintage 1988. Please enjoy.
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  • 27
    when you're trying to create a schedule thinking of wake windows, day time limit, bedtime, age... and someone says, why don't you just keep them awake?
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  • 28
    After someone tells you their baby has always slept through the night. bb I mean, isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
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  • 29
    Baby:* Doesn't want food* Parent: What if it sounded like a Choo Choo train? Baby:
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  • 30
    Cynical Parent Cynical Parent @cynicalparent You've hit max parenthood when you catch yourself getting excited about "sleeping in" until 7am.
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  • 31
    Me as a first time parent checking on my newborn in the middle of the night made with mematic
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