41 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (March 7, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Mar 7, 2024 1:00 PM EST

Welcome mothers and wives of the internet. If you're a woman who's stood through thick and thin with your husband, we applaud you. Maybe you feel embittered across the years, you've developed resentments or annoyances, but hey you've stuck it through. And the truth is that even through all the bickering, banter, and nagging you love your husband now more than you could ever imagine because of all the obnoxious turmoil. 

You see him in a different light, one of appreciation for all he's done for you and the family. It's about the good times, and getting through the bad times together. Remember, if you're having a fight it shouldn't be against each other, but each other against the problem, something external. So here's to thick and thin, to nagging each other about where you left the remote, to the fight because your sister-in-law hates you, because of the grudge about the bathroom sink, here's to old married couples.

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  • 01
    BEHIND EVERY GOOD MAN IS A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T THINK HE'S GOOD ENOUGH
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    WHY IS IT WE GO TO SCHOOL FOR 12-20 YEARS FOR A PROFESSION BUT GET ZERO YEARS OF EDUCATION REGARDING A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE?
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    zozo @Rlawsonnnn A child: what's that? > Me holding an oreo milkshake: it's spicy you won't like it.
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    Parents: swear in front of child accidentally one time: made with mematic Child A core memory
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    WTFDAD @daddydoubts Friend: so what's it like parenting a toddler? Me: why? Friend: just curious. Me: why? Friend: I don't know nevermind. Me: why? Friend: Me: why? Friend: hey you man. Me: yes that's it exactly. 3:17 PM - Jan 30, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 728 Retweets 50 Quote Tweets 4.3K Likes 000
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    Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I just yelled, "1, 2, 3 mommy is lava!" and my kids ran away, leaving me to drink my coffee in peace. I'm pretty sure I've peaked for the day. 9:19 AM - Aug 10, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 445 Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 3.4K Likes 000
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    Wife telling me I should stop playing Video games my 40 30 years old me just back from the store LEED STAR WARS
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    @TheAndrewNadeau her: i'll have the salad, no nuts, please waiter: of course me: it didn't say it had nuts her: i'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe me: that makes sense waiter: and for you? me: steak, no bees, please
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    When my kid tells me to watch his "cool trick" but he just sort of flaps around for a few seconds BONE WOW. WOW. WOW-EE!
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    Sister Derby @Derby30255691 Would you take a bullet for your partner? MICHAEL @Mickzo taking things that are not yours is theft
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Does anyone else's wife quiz them about the movie they're watching with them as if you wrote and produced it yourself? I don't know why he didn't just call a taxi, Linda, I've got the same information you have.
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    Anyone else's wife pull into the driveway and talk on the phone for 3 hours after?
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    6yr old me coming back from the beach 446 Behold... My stuff.
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    That's pretty impressive that over 54% of respondents rated their satisfaction with their sexual relationship at a 7 or higher on the 0-10 scale. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE GRADING SCALE IS FOR MARRIAGE COUNSELING SCHOOL, BUT 54% IS AN FIN THE SCHOOLS I ATTENDED
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    I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE STUFF BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE MY WIFE MOVED IT.
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    Them: Hey' at least you're stuck at home saving money! Me: End no N3 9 Stopu divery 111BF 200 nilplus 4 MEXXUDAIN prin
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    When your kid has been telling you a story for like 6 hours
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    more MORE!
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    This the look your girl gives you everytime a guy does something romantic on TV
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    @Kinglrg_ Little kids tryna make sure you see them coughing
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  • 21
    WAYS TO TELL A WOMAN'S MAD AT YOU: 002 [ 1. SHE'S SILENT 2 SHE'S YELLING 3. SHE ACTS THE SAME 4. SHE ACTS DIFFERENT 5. SHE MURDERED YOU
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    Pun hub Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six They had avacodos 09 GunHubOnline
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    A picture of me finding that thing my husband said was missing @momhashtags
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland Nothing is more nerve wracking than agreeing with your wife not to do Valentines gifts.
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    HUSBAND HUSBAND'S ADVICE WIFE SAME ADVICE BUT FROM SOMEONE ELSE WIFE @HowToBeADad
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    My wife Me laughing at my own joke
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    When you give your kid a cracker and tell them not to get crumbs everywhere L
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    Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Follow Relationship status: My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner and then told me I was wrong.
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    WHY IS IT WE GO TO SCHOOL FOR 12-20 YEARS FOR A PROFESSION BUT GET ZERO YEARS OF EDUCATION REGARDING SUCCESSFUL PARENTING?
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland Me: exhausted and 15 seconds from falling asleep My wife: Would you stay with me if we woke up tomorrow and my arms and legs were gone?
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    When your girl gets home from work and immediately starts telling you all about her day emy_mom_says_im_pretty Hang on lemme open a can of listening juice. STA
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    Me: I'm hanging off the bed, can you move over a little? Bae: @wilfordbrimly $$
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    Valerie @ValeeGrrl WHAT I SAY: get your shoes and coat on Follow WHAT MY KIDS HEAR: play your harmonica while taking a last minute poop
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    KEVIN W KORPI @kwkorpi Me: [boiling water] Wife: No, not like THAT! Follow
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland Follow My wife cleaned the house all day and now we have to go live in a hotel.
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    Sneaking out of my kid's room after they fall asleep would be a lot easier if my bones didn't sound like 500 mouse traps going off when I stand up.
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    When you told your man he doesn't need a sixpack anymore and now he's too ugly to cheat on you.
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    Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite Follow Still waiting for my husband to apologize for what he did in my dream last night.
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    Walking Outside With Spooks @WalkingOutside Follow Marry your true love so you can always wake up together and say, "Breathe the other way".
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    Kid: [sobbing] Something happened to my toy, Daddy! It's not making sounds any more! You: J. ? HowToBeADad J.
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    Dan @dadopotamus Follow I don't wanna talk about it until you're about to fall asleep. -Marriage 10:40 PM - 27 Jul 2018
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