30 Witty Parenting Memes for Mothers Juggling in the 9-5 Hustle and Raising Kiddos (March 10, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Mar 10, 2024 12:00 PM EDT

Like a candle burning bright in its mesmerizing flame, lambently dancing to make shadows and halations on the walls in their infinite wisdom, they do have an end. As the wax melts and fades into the black of the surroundings, the flame takes its final breath before a lithe cloud of smoke floats to the ceiling. The exhaustion of the candle's flame is akin to your exhaustion as a working mother; you don't have two jobs, you have roughly 1000. 

You barely have time for yourself, your workload at the office, and not to mention the load of laundry waiting to be washed and dried. We know it seems like you're on the verge of a breakdown, but you've been acting Wonder Woman successfully for years now, you're unstoppable. Just a few more years and your kids will be able to wash themselves without your help. Sometimes it's okay to laugh about it.

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    Me sailing through motherhood. momsconfession I'm not mature enough for this.
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    Me to my husband during the 4 seconds I'm not on my phone @momsconfession What are you doing on your phone?
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    Me telling my overtired toddler that it's time to take a nap @momsconfession
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    My husband: You're so beautiful Me: @momsconfession
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    I cannot even. Nor I, child. Nor I.
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    Me *meeting moms at the park for the first time*: Don't be weird. Don't be awkward. Just be normal. Also me: @momsconfession "Do you guys ever think about dying?
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    When your husband keeps trying to talk to you while you're scrolling through memes LADY GAGA ana @momsconfession
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    When my kid threatens to put me into time out @momsconfession Um, yes. Love that journey for me
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    When I ask my husband to take a photo of me When he asks me to take a photo of him @momsbehavingbadly
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    Me watching my kid try to wink but he just keeps blinking both of his eyes @momsconfession ostho 119 2.3 JACK_
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    Me apologizing to my toddler for raising my voice at him and I feel guilty because I'm so tired and I'm doing my best and I love him so much and want him to be happy and @momsconfession My toddler: Yes, very sad JIT Anyway
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    Parents: I can't wait to sleep in this weekend! Kids at the asscrack of dawn: @momsconfession Guess what Motherf***er!
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    My child questioning the meaning of life the minute I say it's time for bed @momsconfession TELL ME WHY
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    Me and my mom bestie letting the kids run feral at the park because we've given up for the day B @momsbeingpetty ulturedmemes
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    Greeting my family as the new me when my PMS starts. @stay.at.homies
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    Kids when you're trying to put them in the car seat as someone is waiting to pull into the spot next to you @momsconfession I got demons runnin' all through me!
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    Rachel McCartney @Rachel MComedy I love when I try to unlock my iPhone in the morning and it's like "ummmmm we actually don't know a puffy with one eye shut"
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    Me: I'm gonna get so much done when the kids go to bed. Also me when the kids go to bed: @mommymemest Goldfish
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    Me riding my kid's bike back home at 8 am because he was "ah-done" with riding it six seconds into our walk mmc @momsconfession
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    My camera roll after trying to get a normal photo of my kid smiling @momsconfession
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    Me: My toddler, every single day: You look poor. @momsconfession Why is your face like that? You look broke- Where the have you been? Entertain me.
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    Me from now until New Year's @momsconfession
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    Me watching my husband sleep soundly at 2 am instead of being wide awake with anxiety like me @momsconfession
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    Them: How's motherhood treating you? Moms, everywhere: @momsconfession I have never, ever been happier.
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    Moms at 3 am Christmas morning @momsconfession
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    Watching a Netflix show with your spouse after the kids go to bed @momsconfession
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    Tara Wood @TaraWoodWriter Me to kids: "Y'all! Time to decorate the tree YAY!" (plays holiday music and makes hot cocoa) Me like 15 minutes later: "ARE YOU GUYS KIDDING ME STOP ARGUING SPREAD OUT THE ORNAMENTS ALEXA SKIP THIS SONG WHO SPILLED THEIR COCOA?" Am I alone in this scenario?
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    My family watching me have the Thanksgiving mental breakdown I deserve AR p m @momsconfession pl 1 11 Mother seems well.
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    My child, every single day FANC @momsconfession Whington ter I WILL ARGUE WITH ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING. FREE!
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    "No, we're about to have dinner. I don't have any more snacks for you!" My 5yo: @momsconfession Be a lot cooler if you did
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