'Brittany, you're beautiful-ish': 25+ Hilarious conversations people overheard

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    What's the funniest thing you've ever overheard?
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    Damsell I saw a dad putting his son, who looked to be about 2 or 3, in a high chair at a restaurant. The kid wasn't having it and gave his dad an exasperated look and said, "Am I a baby? Am. I. A. BABY?"
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    CherokeeofInfinity · I was at a festival and some drink girl walked passed me talking on the phone and crying her eyes out saying "I keep yelling Marco, but people keep yelling back Polo."
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    bestsmithfam At the movie Paranormal Activity, a girl behind me was constantly blurting out "Did you see that?" Eventually the girl with her yelled fairly loud , we're watching the same movie!"
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    [deleted] Was in church, during Confessions, and overheard the priest say to the person who was in the confessional: "You did WHAT?!"
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    [deleted] In calculus, I heard two people debating whose answer was correct. One guys answer was 1/2, while the others answer was 16/32. That's when I realized, I needed to switch classes.
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    frostygnosis Couple walking towards me one night while I was heading to a club. Guy was mid- rant: "I can deal with art! I can put up with lousy music. I can even handle d users and pushers! But I WILL NOT tolerate FLUORESCENT LIGHTING!!!" Had me howling all the way and into the club
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    [deleted] Probably not the funniest ever. But the other day i walked into a gas station and the clerk was on the phone saying (in a tone that was obviously directed to a child) "Gavin, now you know your mother was joking when she said you had to sleep outside tonight."
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    NoojieWoojie I overheard one guy telling another guy how to talk to cats properly. Their meow sounds added more laughs
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    trollboogies Today I heard a teacher ask her health class 'what are some of the number one health risks in America?' One kid (you know, that kid) shouts 'DIABESITY!' totally serious. Made it even more hysterical.
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    toddwdraper A girl at Disney, about six years old, dressed as Elsa from Frozen (hair, makeup, dress, everything). She dropped her ice cream and loudly exclaimed, ™"
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    Spodson I was walking out o the theater after seeing Apollo 13. A girl in front of me turned to her date and said, "Oh my God, what if something like that actually happened?" Her date turn and looked at me with an almost apologetic look in his eyes.
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    thebutcherboy Not me, but my sister overheard a mother and toddler in Dublin, Ireland. The child was crying and the mother cracks a can and says "Ah, will ya have a sup of Coke ya dry !"
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    Machete Dont (..Not the funniest, but just the one I could think of) On the bus home from work one time, a girl sitting in front of me talking to her friend said "I get sad, like emotionally sad, when people cut down trees."
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    Helium_3 "I'm honestly suprised. at how many Americans there are here!" ~Said by some english speaking, non- American couple. But get this: WE WERE IN HAWAII, they're ALL americans because IT'S A US STATE!
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    a012189 In a bar, guy slurs to girl: "Brittany, you're beautiful-ish" and then they make out. You go, Brittany!
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    [deleted] Years ago I went to school in a area of my cities downtown. City isn't super diverse racially, and I was a white kid into rap. Most of the people I hung around with were black.
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    School finished and our group disperses and a couple of the Somalian guys who knew a few guys in the group happened to walk by and we're about 5 ft infront of me to walk to the parking/bus area. For about 45 seconds they started free styling about peppercorns. Not just one line, but a bunch,
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    from taste, spice, etc. Took everything I had not to di laughing.
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    Rominator At a religious college towards the beginning of the semester, I overheard a girl addressing her friends. "It's so wonderful, he proposed to me and I was still able to get all my tuition back!"
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    IStillSkip He's no Sith Lord. He's from Crowley (Louisiana).
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    [deleted] "I'm a vegetarian. I only eat chicken." (in a restaurant, complaining that a chicken and chorizo dish has chorizo in it)
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    rajin147 While watching Guardians of the Galaxy, the whole audience would laugh at the comical bits, then after everyone had stopped, this one kid would giggle...his Dad kept saying " it, shut up..."
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    Cervantes3 One late night, me and a couple friends were getting some food at a Whataburger. We're chatting about whatever, when all of a sudden we hear someone say very loudly and very drunkly "And then Trevor the parrot walks in and starts some !"
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    And to this day, we try and make sure as many people as possible are aware of that dastardly rabblerouser, Trevor, the parrot.
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    B4ckB4con setting: at ex- girlfriends house visiting (shes now married with kids, her husband is one of my best friends)... Her husband is out, her aunt visiting. Her kid hears my voice and yells "dad what took you so long"
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    ex replies "That's not your dad" her aunt than whispers quietly "but it could have been"
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    itsAnthem "I don't like mushrooms but if I choose to eat them then that's MY choice!" From a middle aged woman.
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    khendron I once overheard to 8- year old kids arguing over which movie was better: Armageddon or Rear Window. Each was defending his position very vehemently.
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    ogbabybear I was in the freezer section of the grocery store about five years. ago when I was startled by a bag of frozen peas breaking open on the ground next to me. I look over and I see a guilty looking little boy and (most likely) his mom who yelled "I GOT TWO WORDS FOR YOU DEVIN. BE. HAVE."
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    Frenchy_Lad On a train in England: "i'm pregnant and you might be the dad."
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    Idiotfiasco I work in County Clerks offices all over Texas, last Spring I was in a courthouse in a very small town and overheard a couple come in and ask for a marriage license. The clerk looked at them both and said "now bubba (I forgot his real name) you know you can't go off an marry your cousin in the state
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    of Texas". After a lengthy conversation it turns out that they didn't even know they were related as both side of the family hadn't spoken in many years.
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    48Michael I was at a college baseball game and these college girls were in front of me...one looks to the other and says (no lie) - "like, I wish they had something opposite of a microwave but instead made things colder"
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    foreverdice I was walking back to my room in my dorm and passed a study lounge with an open door. Walked by and heard "dude, on a scale of one to Umbridge, how awful was that test?"
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    sonicwombat When I was working retail my coworker and I were hanging around tidying up when some dude walks past us screaming into the phone "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU TOOK THE DONKEY HOME. YOU DON'T GET UNEMPLOYMENT."
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    [deleted] Friend of mine talking to one of his kids who were coming over later. "What do you want for dinner?..... Yea, we can get whatever you want...... What?..... You want to go to Safeway?"
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    Safeway is a grocery chain around my way. I don't know why I was laughing so hard. A thousand restaurants and his daughter picks the grocery store.
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    Wilde Aquarius I walked up to our front office the other morning and heard one co-worker say to another "And you get a free bath with that” ... umm... She was talking about doggie day care.
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    GrandestKaiser Was standing in the hall of my highschool between classes. Two guys walk by, and I hear this: Guy 1: "Where to people even speak Latin anyway?" Guy 2: "I dunno, Latin America?"

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