33 Memes to Stuff in Your Desk Drawer When You Take the Day Off

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    *You can't put a price on life!* US healhcare system: Well no but actually yes
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    Affection WWW barkk Me Fear of abandonment, awkwardness, shyness, and vague dislike for people made with mematic Me bartolo @esmeraypiersall
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    When I see people running for the elevator DAIHATSU Close
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    michael wave @SzMarsupial maintaining hard eye contact with me while he eats my flowers
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    Ladies and gentlemen we've solved se.ism Is there any difference between a man and a woman? 006 They taste the same.
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    Leprechaun: I bet he's thinking about stealing me gold Guy: what the k is this leprechaun doing in my bed? SLASHER VISION
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    popculture @notgwendalupe Follow telling my kids they were Adam and Eve 12:17 PM 3/13/24 from Earth . 1.1M Views
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    Me: "Universe please please send me a message" Universe:
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    Being a strong AF dude but still loving kittens is a whole vibe. N Carn
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    trading toilet paper for pizza rolls with my neighbor (2020) jahzuuuu
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    Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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    There are usually two types of merchants. 08 68
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    "Kate? No, we haven't seen her. Us? We're just burying a tree. PLANTING. We mean planting a tree. Not burying anything, no"
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    This image just popped in my head from the deepest part of my memory Time: 0:00:00.0 Dist: -134m Speed: 00m/s Style: @thenespage
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    Cheezburger Image 9897368064
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    John @J_Mac This guy's DoorDash instructions Directions INSTRUCTIONS Call first. My sister will eat the food if she gets to it before me.
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    She's a yoga instructor and he's got a few tracks on SoundCloud. Their budget is 5.7 million dollars LOVE& CAKES house hunters INTERNATIONAL
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    People who locked in a 30-year fixed mortgage at 2.65% in 2021:
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    Me: *hits my elbow on desk* My entire nervous system:
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    Me trying to get adopted by Taylor Swift after hearing her cat is worth $97 million:
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    your dad waiting on everyone else to wake up so he can tell you that he's been up since 5am jahzuuuu
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    HR: our company doesn't have strict dress code Me on the first day:
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    4:59 PM If I deposited $2000 into your cashapp rn what will you use it for? 8:56 PM evil Wym i would use that money for evil
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    when i'm out and i see someone from high school... costamemebureau
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    "2000s movies are as old now as 80s movies were in the 2000s"
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    When you stop to let someone cross when you don't have to and they don't give you a little wave
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    Every single one of my insecurities the moment I get slightly embarrassed or mess something small up 00 Allow us to introduce ourselves,
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    Me: I don't have road rage Also me: jahzuuuu
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    Her: What are you on?!? Me: "THE SPECTRUM! WHY?"
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    There can only be one! She knocked the little statue off so she could be the statue
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    Peace was never an option Wi
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    Cinnamon bun $1 'Not actual size Well no s 1509
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    Me trying to get adopted by Taylor Swift after hearing her cat is worth $97 million:

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