40 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (March 28, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
Mar 28, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

Welcome tired, worn out, and exhausted women of the internet. As much as we adore our absolutely illustrious husbands, we also have our gripes, our concerns. You could write a novel about his confusion, his incompetencies, or that he always buys the wrong cheese at the grocery store. How many times do you have to explain gouda to him? But nevermind that…even through all the chaos and teaching you've had to put up with, he's helped you in ways you could never imagine. The stability and reliance he offers you is immeasurable. 

In regard to his ultimate timeliness and presence, he not only helps you through everything, but you raised your kids together! It's a special connection, one that only the two of you share. A bond that is eternal regardless of anything that happens, or anyone else that comes into your lives. So even amongst the arguing, bickering, and nagging, there's a deep rooted love there.

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    My husband and I having a stare off over who deserves to be more tired Not The Worst Mom
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    When my husband tries using a back rub to trick me into
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    Walking Outside With Spooks @WalkingOutside Follow Marry your true love so you can always wake up together and say, "Breathe the other way".
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    When your husband is unexpectedly home and you don't want him to see all the clothes you just bought. @wivesnightin Look away!
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    When my husband unloads the dishwasher once. It ain't much, but it's honest work
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    Husbands are the best people to share secrets with. They'll never tell anyone, because they aren't even listening.
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    Women Who Love Wine @wwlwine Guys, every time you are at the grocery store, grab your wife a bottle of wine. If at any point you find yourself thinking "maybe she doesn't want wine", you are wrong. Get her the wine.
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    In my next life I want to come back as a husband. MyLifeSuckers
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    No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards My wife has a "hand wash only" casserole dish that got a pretty harsh reality check in the dishwasher today. #ThugLife
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    Follow Abam Droud @AdamBroud [Married ] Wife: What are you wearing? Me: Just my underwear Wife: So you still haven't done the laundry? ME: No I have not RETWEETS LIKES 226 734 9:07 PM-21 Apr 2016 <-10 17226 734
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    Messages Today 10:28 AM Thank you for putting up with me last night. I was being a beast, and I appreciate your kindness. You are an amazing partner and I'm lucky you like me. Details I wasn't that kind. I hit you with a pillow until you stopped crying. It's what I needed at the time. O iMessage Read 10:30 AM The I'm | OP QWERTYU ASDF GHJKL ZXCVBNM 123 :) space 冈 return
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    My husband: Where are my shoes? Me: By the door. My husband: All right, then. Keep your secrets.
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    When I find my husbands shirt that was right where I said it would be.
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    Dad and Buried @DadandBuried My wife got in her gym clothes, delivered an angry five-minute rant about how much she loves bread, then started cry-laughing at an unintelligible joke she mumbled between hysterical sobs. I have never been so scared in my life.
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    Last night I asked my husband to put some spaghetti on the stove so I could start dinner when I got home. I came home to this... D D 804
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    My wife left me in charge on the shower curtain
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    Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer I went to lunch with friends and saw my husband at the restaurant. I was going to say his name but he was staring at his phone so I watched him. He was smiling. He typed. Then my phone dinged. And it was a video he forwarded of a dog wrestling a water hose. This is love.
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    It's more difficult to choose a movie with than it was to my wife choose a wife Dad and Burjed.com
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    Secrets to a Happy Marriage Separate Phone Chargers FAMILY Separate Bathrooms MOM DAD Separate Netflix Profiles
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    @TheAndrewNadeau her: i'll have the salad, no nuts, please waiter: of course me: it didn't say it had nuts her: i'm allergic, so I tell them to be safe me: that makes sense waiter: and for you? me: steak, no bees, please
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    Sister Derby @Derby30255691 Would you take a bullet for your partner? MICHAEL @Mickzo taking things that are not yours is theft
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Does anyone else's wife quiz them about the movie they're watching with them as if you wrote and produced it yourself? I don't know why he didn't just call a taxi, Linda, I've got the same information you have.
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    Anyone else's wife pull into the driveway and talk on the phone for 3 hours after?
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    I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE STUFF BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE MY WIFE MOVED IT.
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    This the look your girl gives you everytime a guy does something romantic on TV
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    WAYS TO TELL A WOMAN'S MAD AT YOU: 1. SHE'S SILENT 2.SHE'S YELLING 3. SHE ACTS THE SAME 4. SHE ACTS DIFFERENT 5. SHE MURDERED YOU
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    Pun hub Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacados get six They had avacodos
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    A picture of me finding that thing my husband said was missing @momhashtags
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland Nothing is more nerve wracking than agreeing with your wife not to do Valentines gifts.
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    HUSBAND HUSBAND'S ADVICE WIFE WIFE @HowToBeADad SAME ADVICE BUT FROM SOMEONE ELSE
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    My wife Me laughing at my own joke
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    Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Follow Relationship status: My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner and then told me I was wrong.
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland Me: exhausted and 15 seconds from falling asleep My wife: Would you stay with me if we woke up tomorrow and my arms and legs were gone?
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    When your girl gets home from work and immediately starts telling you all about her day emy mom says im_pretty Hang on, lemme open a can of listening juice.
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    Me: I'm hanging off the bed, can you move over a little? Bae: @wilfordbrimly
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    KEVIN W KORPI @kwkorpi Me: [boiling water] Wife: No, not like THAT! Follow
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    Simon Holland @simoncholland Follow My wife cleaned the house all day and now we have to go live in a hotel.
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    When you told your man he doesn't need a sixpack anymore and now he's too ugly to cheat on you.
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    Jennifer S. White @yenniwhite Follow Still waiting for my husband to apologize for what he did in my dream last night.
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    Dan @dadopotamus Follow I don't wanna talk about it until you're about to fall asleep. -Marriage 10:40 PM - 27 Jul 2018
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