30 Witty Memes for the Bickering, Nagging Old Married Couples (May 8, 2024)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
May 9, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

Welcome back married and exhausted women of the internet. Life never fails to tire you out, does it? From your job, to taking care of kids, to dealing with your nagging husband. A lifetime with someone can be exhausting in and of itself. The daily hues of married life in all its possible scenarios of craziness, drama, and arguing about the little things is something that is actually special between you too. To form a tight bond with someone is one of the richest parts of being in a relationship. It's not all good times, you need to be able to look the bad times in the eye and understand the person for who they are, who they are at their depth. 

As annoying as it can be to argue about petulant disputes day to day, it's also a great opportunity for personal growth. As you argue with your husband, imagine all the great things you've done together, the good times you've had, and all the memories you will continue to build together.

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  • 01
    WARNING FORGET THE DOG BEWARE OF WIFE
    via @marriagehumor
  • 02
    NOW I CAN GET FAT
    via @marriagehumor
  • 03
    When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
    via @marriagehumor
  • 04
    The basic fact is you can either be happily married or you can be right but you can't be both.
    via @marriagehumor
  • 05
    "And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," says the husband. "Yes, several," the wife replies. "Well, I wish you had married the first fool who proposed." "I did." George's English EFLpractice.com
    via EFLpractice.com
  • 06
    WELCOME TO MARRIAGE
    via @marriagehumor
  • 07
    I didn't sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don't know. What's your husband's name again?
    via @marriagehumor
  • 08
    HIDING FROM WIFE $ BAR PHONE RATES $ $1.00 "NOPE NOT HERE" $2.00 "JUST MISSED HIM" $3.00 "JUST HAD ONE DRINK AND LEFT" $4.00 "HASN'T BEEN IN ALL DAY" $5.00 "NEVER HEARD OF HIM" (Please see bartender upon arrival)
    via @marriagehumor
  • 09
    WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES? They Want To. motifake.com
    via @marriagehumor
  • 10
    யே Red, do you think I'm smart? Oh, is that what we're gonna do today, we're gonna fight?
    via @marriagehumor
  • 11
    Congratulations! You no longer have to hold in your farts. your ecards someecards.com
    via someecards.com
  • 12
    For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.....
    via @marriagehumor
  • 13
    Can I bring you anything else? Orange juice, tissues your balls maybe? Husband has the sniffles...
    via @husbandmeme
  • 14
    This is what I wake up to this Sunday morning. My husband using my instant pot insert to drain the toilet.
    via @husbandmeme
  • 15
    Anytime I ask my husband to do anything.... he suddenly has to poop someecards user card
    via someecards.com
  • 16
    WHEN YOU KILL YOUR HUSBAND BUT YOU HAVE TO ACT SURPRISED makeameme.org
    via makeameme.org
  • 17
    When you're exhausted, but your husband is feeling frisky... so you hide in the kitchen and wait for him to fall asleep on the couch. @Willyoller
    via @Willyoller
  • 18
    Watching my husband fix himself a snack right after I cleaned the entire kitchen @NOT THENANNY
    via @husbandmeme
  • 19
    I KNOW MY HUSBAND IS SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO DO A LOT OF THINGS BUT HE'S TRAPPED IN A BODY OF A PERSON WHO WANTS TO SLEEP imgflip.com
    via @husbandmeme
  • 20
    WHEN YOUR HUSBAND LIKES THE RECIPE BUT DOESN'T WANT TO KNOW THE INGREDIENTS
    via @husbandmeme
  • 21
    This is me with my wife: GROSS. YOUR FOREHEAD IS ALL SWEATY
    via @husbandmeme
  • 22
    It was my husbands turn to feed her And your husband, miss is an inventor extraordinaire 100 100
    via @husbandmeme
  • 23
    When I ask my husband to take a photo of me When he asks me to take a photo of him
    via @husbandmeme
  • 24
    Me watching my husband cook a bomb 4-course meal while I stand there with my spatchy-spatch ready to stir something
    via @husbandmeme
  • 25
    VIA 9GAG.COM Thu. 19:17 $1,863 0000
    via 9GAG.COM
  • 26
    WHEN YOUR BABY CRIES FOR YOUR WIFE AND CREATIVITY IS ALL YOU'VE GOT
    via @husbandmeme
  • 27
    I TOLD HIM I WANT THE DIVORCE HE SAID "GG"
    via @husbandmeme
  • 28
    Husband: We need to save money and not spend on unnecessary things. Also husband: @MotherPlaylist An Alpaca! I got the last one.
    via @MotherPlaylist
  • 29
    Men be like "where's the ketchup" HEINZ TOMATO KETCHUP Men also be like "do you see that buck across the canyon
    via @husbandmeme
  • 30
    Therapist: Your wife says you never buy her flowers is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
    via @husbandmeme

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