Dad Joke Memes For Funny Fathers Undeterred by Teenage Groans

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    DAD JOKES. Join Tommy Mcginty 1d If you know, you know. <<Clowns Jokers
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    Batman walks into a bar carl BLOCK Bartender asks. What can I get you? Batman replies. Just ice. BLOCK He wants Just ice carl. CK Just ice!
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    Part of fatherhood Dad jokes is picking up your kids toy ducks and throwing them into her room like your shooting a fireball from your hands and proclaiming "Ha-Duck-en!" and no one laughing. We don't do it for you, we do it for us because WE think it's funny. 4:18 PM - Feb 18, 2024 169 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 308 Likes 27
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    kim @KimmyMonte if you count cows instead of sheep to try and fall asleep it's probably pasture bedtime (i'm so sorry)
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    Oj Simpson and a slow white bronco
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    ITV REPORT 18 September 2014 at @15pm Man who hid fake moustache under water valve waits five months to finish terrible pun Imgur/Ryan Kramer A man who found a fake moustache hidden underneath a water valve in his house later discovered his housemate had been planning an excruciatingly long-term dad-joke. "Five months ago, my roommate John moved out," Reddit user Ryan Kramer explained. "I haven't been in his room since then, however this week, behind a tiny door that accesses a water valve, we f
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    yum Garden CHINESE CUISINE CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE WOK IS COOKIN
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    Come to poppa WAFFLE 31 Baskin Robbins GO SHAWTY ITS SHERBERTDAY. bakin BRrobbiy @highfiveexpert
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    claricedarlings the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli
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    WHAT IS A PHYSICIST'S FAVORITE FOOD? FISSION CHIPS.
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    Dads showing other dads where the cheapest gas is
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    Friend: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing Brain: ΟΙ Peaky Blenders
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    Egg Grohls
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    DAD JOKE! HOO HA HA!
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes What color is the wind? Blew.
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    Dads Freshly mowed lawn @checkyourkidsatthedoor
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    My dad when I'm eating McNuggets in the back seat of the car
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    Simon Holland → @simoncholland Offered to take in another dad's cart at Costco and asked if he left any gas in it. He said half a tank and that it was warmed up for me. That's all we said, just two dads out here killing it.
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    Dad's selfie game is too strong No Filter With Filter EXPLORE Stage 1969 NEW ENGLAN AQUARIUM EXP
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    Where do dads store all their dad jokes? Where? In the dad-a-base
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    Never let anyone tell you what you can or cannot do Just look at Beethoven, everyone told him he would never be a musician, just because he was deaf. But did he listen?
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    Nero Faro Wherever you are-o Doveragememeswithchristianthemes
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    Was that a T-Rex that was just talking to you? Yeah, he just sold me a few handguns What?? Why? He's my small arms dealer
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    The first Fast and Furious movie PB Pun bible @thepunbible Vintage Diesel
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    ADN ADN NEWS NEWS channel KYARY PAMYU PAMYU CLAIMS THAT SHE CAN TALK WITH SNEAKERS akane-owari: flyawaymax: she converses did u just
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    What should we call this large structure? Bill: A billding Buil: I have a better idea RE OM23RF
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    IF A STORE KICKS OUT SOMEBODY'S GRANDMOTHER DOES THAT MEAN THEY DECIDED TO BAN NANA?
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    Gary Delaney @GaryDelaney 50 percent of people who go to watch The Cure actually end up watching Placebo, and enjoy it just as much. 16:06 15/02/2020 Twitter for iPhone
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    2 1 Without a queen to lay eggs, how will more British people be born? 3390 BEST COMMENTS 72 Share Award TheRealCaptainHammer 10h 3 Awards One of us will grow wings and fly off to colonise somewhere, probably Reply 744
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    MY HILARIOUS DAD JOKES MY UNGRATEFUL FAMILY
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    you let them Shenan once, they'll Shenanigan
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    Adam Cerious @Browtweaten me: how much for the funny smelling spray? employee: perfume? me: no, the whole bottle 3:16 PM 2023-05-07-498K Views 1,988 Retweets 58 Quotes 26.6K Likes 460 Bookmarks
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    5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 BL ants dad don't C BLO now they're tenants CK tenants carl
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    Dad Moon Rising @raoulvilla Follow my gas mower died so I replaced it with an electric one. It doesn't smoke or smell and is really quiet and now I don't know how I'm supposed to alert the rival dads when I'm beating them to cutting the grass 11:49 AM Sep 26, 2023
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    Did you ever point a stud finder at yourself and say, "BEEEEP" Ew, who would do that? imgflip.com People who go to the Dad Place, Eleanor, that's the point.
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    Louisiana police officer crashes after owl flies into patrol car, starts pecking at him on.ktla.com/ORBXH Owl From Louisiana @OwlLouisiana And owl do it again.
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    I don't know who needs to know this but even if a bear wears socks and shoes, he still has bear feet.
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    He didn't choose the dad life, the dad life chose him B new balance

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