'[He] just wanted to see how many free burgers he could eat before getting canned': 20+ People who couldn't make it through a single day of work before getting fired

If you ever feel like you're failing at your job, these stories will make you feel like a model employee in comparison to the folks who couldn't make it a single day. That's right, some people get fired from their jobs before they can even meet everyone in the office. It's rare, but it happens, and it's often memorable. You know it's memorable when more than 23,000 people replied to u/roor1337's query: "People who got fired on the first day of the job, what happened?"

Some people get hired for jobs they just aren't right for. For example, one office hired a woman to do some data entry. It's not the most difficult job in the world, and workers usually have to know how to work with spreadsheets, answer emails, and be very organized. When the woman showed up to work, their coworkers were horrified to realize how underqualified she was. When she was told to Google something, she wondered aloud what that was. Things did not get any better from there, and once the boss realized how she'd lied about her qualifications, she was shown the door. You can check out that story and numerous others below. 

Up next, an impatient DIYer confronted a teenage "employee," demanding help loading 30 bags of concrete onto his car… too bad the kid wasn't actually an employee! 

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