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20 Sassy Cat Posts To Prepare You For The Coming Work Week

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    "Does not taste like chicken."

    Haters are gonna say this is photoshopped.

    Ah, it is always the problems with haters, they are going to hate. But if you print this off, place it in a prominent location around your desk and tell everyone this is what your cat did on he weekend then there is a good chance that people will leave you alone or at the very least not pay attention to your work.

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  • 2

    "My agent is far from fun…"

    Person: "Your memes are hilarious. You're probably fun to hang out with" Me:
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    "I’m fabulous no matter what I do."

    Before you tell me what I did wrong, you should first know I don't care.
  • 4

    "Kiss my caboose!"

    All trains delayed until further notice! 67

    And this is what we call a dream situation. Just imagine getting up for work, getting ready, leaving the house and going to your local train station. Only to find a ginormous cat laying down on the tracks, cancelling all train movements for the day. While you happily trot back to your warm, cozy bed. Sounds like heaven no?

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  • 5

    "You’re lucky to have us…"

    MY CATS DURING THE DAY MY CATS AT 2 AM
  • 6

    "That is exactly was greens taste like to me."

    This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat F-J-P.com
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    Mugwump Jones @MugwumpJones "I hope this email finds you well." Me:
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  • 8

    "Friendly reminder…you’re lucky to be in our world."

    Different picture, same energy
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    S DIRTY HIPPIES ED ALL MY CATNIP
  • 10

    "Even though the sun is not currently shining in San Francisco, my Tiger will always be my sunshine."

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  • 11

    "The torture that I endure for wet food."

    My pet after I make up another stupid song about them Posh Goth
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    "As long as I’m the General for this army of cats on this show! It would be epic!"

    Elizabeth May @_ElizabethMay so many post-apocalyptic stories about a man and his dog, but what about hear me out a woman and her army of cats
  • 13

    "I’m always a day late and a dollar short."

    THIS IS WHY IBARF ON YOUR BED, KAREN.
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  • 14

    "Wishing everyone a relaxing weekend."

    My weekend plans? To move just enough so no one thinks I'm dead
  • 15

    "I am one s**y beast. You’re welcome."

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    Jack, I don't like coffee push her CAFENERGY
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  • 17

    "I like my water to have a hint of bird. Don’t you?"

    He's got a full bowl of water inside...
  • 18

    "I’m here to help. This is what they really want."

    I DON'T WANT FLOWERS Grestbridges I SAID ANOTHER CAT
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    "This is evidence that cats do like to help humans."

    FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.
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    LINKEDIN FACEBOOK INSTAGRAM TINDER

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