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"Does not taste like chicken."
Ah, it is always the problems with haters, they are going to hate. But if you print this off, place it in a prominent location around your desk and tell everyone this is what your cat did on he weekend then there is a good chance that people will leave you alone or at the very least not pay attention to your work.
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"My agent is far from fun…"
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"I’m fabulous no matter what I do."
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"Kiss my caboose!"
And this is what we call a dream situation. Just imagine getting up for work, getting ready, leaving the house and going to your local train station. Only to find a ginormous cat laying down on the tracks, cancelling all train movements for the day. While you happily trot back to your warm, cozy bed. Sounds like heaven no?
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"You’re lucky to have us…"
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"That is exactly was greens taste like to me."
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"Friendly reminder…you’re lucky to be in our world."
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"Even though the sun is not currently shining in San Francisco, my Tiger will always be my sunshine."
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"The torture that I endure for wet food."
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"As long as I’m the General for this army of cats on this show! It would be epic!"
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"I’m always a day late and a dollar short."
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14
"Wishing everyone a relaxing weekend."
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"I am one s**y beast. You’re welcome."
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"I like my water to have a hint of bird. Don’t you?"
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"I’m here to help. This is what they really want."
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"This is evidence that cats do like to help humans."
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