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The beautiful irony is that the worse the description, the better we understand the job. “I stare at spreadsheets until numbers make sense” tells us more about accounting than a thousand-word LinkedIn bio about “leveraging data-driven insights to optimize fiscal performance.” “I make sad computers happy again” is more informative than “IT Solutions Specialist.”
These hilariously honest job descriptions prove a profound point: real work is simple enough to explain badly. If you need a thesaurus and a business degree to understand what someone does, they’re probably in marketing or consultancy - jobs that exist primarily to justify their own existence.
Here’s our collection of people who dared to describe their jobs as poorly as possible, proving that authenticity beats corporate theater every single time:
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I'm bored. Describe your job as poorly as possible
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