“Plane go up, I give cookie, plane go down”: 20+ Professionals describe their job as poorly as possible

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    > MJ Plane go up, I give cookie, plane go down
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    Phantom I have, I sell, I say shh no tell cops
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    Lennox Person comes, screams at me, I give burger.
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    The Lulu W You break law, you pay me,I say you didn't.
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    Himmie person sick, person sickn't
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    ralinhodapia I jobnt
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    B. Booking.com Me show bed you book bed
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    Wendy Person cry, I say why, person cry more
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    LyssXO I gatekeep drowning
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    willgraham'sdaughter Kids don't know. I tell them. Kids know now.
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    FE OVIDE FEEDBACK NCH
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    Francisco Salinas System has a bug, I write code, now, system has several bugs
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    Connor Hair long, hair not long now
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    Cheezburger Image 10536941568
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    Anahí ✩ people married, people pay, people marriedn't
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    nk95001 Have you tried turning it off and on again
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    k.mohi No power, I come, power fixed. U happy, I go. Bill come, u not happy
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    theO email come, click click, email go
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    tugsbugs tooth go ow, other dude take it out. Me stand and look pretty
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    I'm bored. Describe your job as poorly as possible

    "Tooth go ow, other dude take it out. Me stand and look pretty"
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    Iwona Saganek I touch teeth at 8am
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    J⭑si You drop off kid, I say ABC & 123, kid go home.
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    Jay Meyer Car no move, I touch car, car start moving
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    lily people no understand, i translate, people understand
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    mackinnonmode I give earth a haircut
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    Kozhin Ppl hate another ppl, ppl pay me, ppl gone

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