Laundry would be so much easier and faster if you didn't have to fold everything in the end…
You know exactly what day it is! Stop avoiding it. It's laundry day. You're out of clean clothes and you're starting to wear those private garments inside-out. Don't pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about! You dirty dirty dude. Get your quarters ready, pack up the suds and dryer sheets, and take that dirty clothes pile to the laundromat. Or, if you're one lucky dog, take them down to your laundry room (and, yes, I'm jealous). Or maybe you just did your laundry! I'm so proud of you. Good job! No more waking up to that scary monster sitting in your desk chair in the middle of the night (aka your pile of dirty clothes). Expect, oh, what's that? You did laundry two weeks ago and you still haven't folded it?… You're SO close. Come on! You got this. Just fold, hang, or do whatever you do to store your clothes. You got this! You've come so far! Let these laundry memes motivate you.