32 Chores Memes for Domestic Dudes With Dirty Dishes and Laundry to do

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Emmy Pratt • Senior Editor
Aug 13, 2024 3:00 PM EDT

The saying goes that everything in life is temporary except for death and taxes. I'd like to add one more forever concept to that list: household chores. I feel like the guy who came up with the "death and taxes" saying probably had his wife doing all the chores for him because, to me, that is far more inescapable than doing taxes for an hour or two once a year. You have to run and unload the dishwasher every single day. You need to do the dishes that don't fit in the dishwasher every day. You need to do your laundry at least once a week. These tasks are mundane and unfulfilling, but they have to be done if you don't want to live in total squalor. Sometimes, you can condition yourself into loving chores, but not everyone can trick their brains like that. If you don't want to do the dishes, these chores memes are for you. 

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  • 01
    Sometimes you may feel like there's no one there for you, but you know who's always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.
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  • 02
    Nobody: The kitchen after my wife cooks a single egg
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    ME: when I get home I'm going to clean my room and fold the laundry ME 5 MINUTES AFTER GETTING HOME:
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  • 04
    I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.
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    Joanna Maciejewska @AuthorJMac@indiepocalyps... You know what the biggest problem with pushing all-things- Al is? Wrong direction. I want Al to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for Al to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes. Mar 29, 2024, 05:20 PM 829 boosts 4 245 favorites
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  • 06
    Nice try laundry, I'm still going to nap
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    Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway just to ensure that the neighbors never talk to me KRAZE VOLVO
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  • 08
    when you get into a full deep cleaning mood and halfway through you realize you don't actually want to deep clean anymore
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    when the deep cleaning motivation wears off mid way & now you're just sitting in the room like this
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  • 10
    i just need to do my laundry laundry 7 launc do the laundry ↑ do need do the laundry laundry Are u okay bro? i just need To do my laundry yes i just need to do my laundry
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    charlie @chunkbardey just picked up a rubber band that had been in the same spot on my bedroom floor for a month. absolutely incredible to see what i'm capable of when i give it my all
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  • 12
    Netflix needs to stop asking if I'm still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.
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  • 13
    I'm not going to stress clean I'll just do a few bits here And a couple of bits there And yup, all of this too imgflip.com
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    @FROGWITCH EMOTIONALLY I AM CHAIR LAUNDRY
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  • 15
    Is my house clean? No. But are we having the time of our lives making memories? Also no.
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  • 16
    evil slate @PleaseBeGneiss tomorrow me will do it. tomorrow me loves to do things.
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  • 17
    Catieosaurus PAXU @CatieOsaurus The neurodivergent "I am incredibly motivated to clean let's do this! now is the time! I am invincible!" to "everything I have ever owned is now in piles on the floor and I have run out of motivation and I guess I just live in these piles now" pipeline 1:33 PM 11/16/22 Twitter Web App 1,631 Retweets 142 Quote Tweets 10.7K Likes
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  • 18
    WRITE LIST -CROSS ITEMS OFF LIST DO THE LAUNDRY 2/3 isn't bad... I'm gonna go take a nap
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    Martin Pilgrim @Martin Pilgrim1 My shower gel is £1 but my washing up liquid is £2. Why am I spending twice as much to clean my plates as I am to clean myself? We're both covered in the same pasta sauce. 4:07 AM 11/30/22 Twitter Web App 348 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 5,951 Likes
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    scooter (bottom .1%) @scootergonscoot so unrealistic when scary movies show an empty rocking chair rocking back and forth. there should be a pile of laundry on it 12:38 PM 3/12/22 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 21
    Life at Tiffany's @lifeattiffanys A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get take out, no matter if you're gone all day, you will be cleaning. the. kitchen.
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  • 22
    Me carrying the dirty clothes That one sock: made with mematic
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    trash jones @jzux doing brain laundry (separating my thoughts into lights and darks) 12:30 PM - 2022-01-25 Twitter for iPhone 22K Retweets 492 Quote Tweets 180K Likes
    via @jzux
  • 24
    halfway through cleaning ur ENTIRE room when everythings on the floor & u realise what a bad idea this was @dailyfeed
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  • 25
    I have a "Dry Clean Only" sweater that is about to learn some harsh truths about living with me.
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  • 26
    All the laundry I can't bring myself to fold. Me
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  • 27
    Remove your hand from the box and die. prettycooltim What's in the box? Wet food from the sink.
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    When you keep saying you'll fold the laundry later.. • girls th
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    According to the Law of Infinite Probability, one day this should occur... <-700 MC memecenter.com/thatsortofcoolguy
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    alexandra nikolajev @lexniko It's like I want fajitas but I don't want to buy the groceries, prep the meal, cook the food or clean the dishes.
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  • 31
    Brennan Caldwell @BrennanCaldwell we need a 3 day weekend: 1 for errands 1 for social activities 1 for staying in bed like we've got some Victorian wasting disease 1:59 PM - 10/3/21 Twitter for iPhone
    via @BrennanCaldwell
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    Me looking for the will to clean the house. Will?
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