The Best Star Trek Memes of the Week (September 3, 2024)

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    You, Janeway, will come alone by shuttle We're not falling for your "We're beaming someone over to negotiate" Ambassador Torpedo routine But he's so friendly though
  • 02
    Not to worry, everyone, Captain Janeway has a plan Torpedo launchers are offline Captain Janeway no longer has a plan and needs options
  • 03
    Spock, have you ever tried blind- Folded archery? You don't know what you're missing. No, Doctor. I cannot say that I have.
  • 04
    Am I the problem? Wait a minute... Yes. Yes Dukat. YES. Totally. Oh yeah. Alright, but wait, hear me out... This is What if it's all of you who are wrong?
  • 05
    CARE CARGA See, this is what I've been trying to tell you, Captain. Drinking 30 cups of coffee in -a row equals a lethal overdose of caffeine in the human body. So 29's the limit. What? facebook.com/Dominion MediaTV STARFLEET MEDICAL ARROGANT SPACE HOLOGRAM
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    I really shouldn't say anyth- C'MON! C'mon c'mon! TELL MEEE! What have you heard?! Alright, you didn't hear this from me, but the Emissary and the Prophets are fighting again. MEANWHILE ACC-78666 Ohhhhh, I KNEW IT! How bad is it this time? ncc-78666 Quadalupe *beep beep beep beep* I mean...? facebook.com/Dominion MediaTV BAJOR MILITA GESCHLOSSEN WE'RE STILL HERE
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    You said you'd show me a secret jambalaya recipe? Yes, it's a very old recipe. First, we season with a bit of pepper... Now throw everything away. We're going out for dinner on the promenade. It's Firefly Jambalaya. It gets cancelled after one season. This is facebook.com/DominionMediaTV So... Wait, what?
  • 08
    Remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you honorable.
  • 09
    www 4W.Gonzales you HAVEN'T HEARD ELVIS, UNTIL YOU'VE HEARD HIS SONGS IN ORIGINAL KLINGON.
  • 10
    KLINGON THERAPIST THE BATTLE AGAINST MENTAL ILLNESS CANNOT BE WON DECISIVELY. IT IS A LONG CAMPAIGN AGAINST AN ENEMY WHO NEVER TIRES, WHOSE FORCES SWELL TO TWICE THEIR SIZE WHENEVER YOU LOOK AWAY. BATTLE AGAINST A FOE OF SUCH MAGNITUDE, WHO OCCUPIES YOUR VERY MIND. EVERY MOMENT YOU SURVIVE IS A TRIUMPH AGAINST ALL ODDS. THERE IS NO MORE HONORABLE COMBAT.
  • 11
    THIS IS MORE THAN FOUR LIGHTS!
  • 12
    I HAVE DEVOTED MY LIFE TO STUDYING MARINE MAMMALS. SO IT HAS GIVEN YOU A SENSE OF PORPOISE?
  • 13
    FOCUS FEATURES LOSE CONTROL FIFTY SHADES OF EARL GREY IN HOLOSUITES FEDERATION DAY MAKEITSOGOODMOVIE.COM UNIVERSAL
  • 14
    THE DOCTOR JUST TOLD ME I'M COLORBLIND. YOU DIDN'T KNOW BEFORE? NO, THE NEWS CAME TOTALLY OUT OF THE YELLOW.
  • 15
    You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle with the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what? To be treated like dirt. Well, I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy, store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff
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    Macks I'm a businessman. Do you know what that means? PENGUIN It means that I'm not exploiting and cheating people at random. I'm doing it according to a specific set of rules. CLASSICS KARL MARX CAPITAL VOLUME I Común
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    Please purchase WinRAR license Please note that WinRAR is not free software. After a 40 day trial period you must either buy a license or remove it from your computer. Buy online How to buy Close Help The trial never ends. X
  • 18
    1020 Nog! Jake! What's the MATTER with you? Take it down? You should be MEET "CHILLICUS 5000" THE REFIRGERATED MAN!!!! ONLY TWO STRIPS OF LATINUM PER GAWK MIL Sorry, uncle quark! We'll take it down! charging FIVE strips... and cutting me in at 60 percent. FIVE STRIPS??? I think we should take it.
  • 19
    Car Talk with Martok ON THE AIR Hello you're on Car Talk That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard You'll never win I want to race cars when I grow up. Got any advice? ON THE MR Cars are much faster. Next caller. ON THE AIR
  • 20
    DOCTOR, LT. DANIELS HAS BEEN IN AN ACCIDENT AND TURNED INVISIBLE. HE'S IN THE WAITING ROOM. TELL HIM I CAN'T SEE HIM RIGHT NOW.
  • 21
    The warp core will explode in two minutes, captain. Pray that our new chief engineer saves us all... TREK TALKING Get me a paperclip, a pencil, a rubber band and some duct tape. Now!!
  • 22
    Data, I'm going to say this just once. And if you want it to KEEP never happening, come to my quarters at 0100. It never happened.
  • 23
    Riken's Beand Why? Sometimes I eat my salad without dressing. Riken's Beand Because I don't have time to put on clothes.
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    ..What about your secret undertakings? I have not been getting *any* thing done, recently. Not a single plot! Your plausibly deniable covert operations? Nothing. Officially. Your highly classified codenamed projects? Oh, how I wish I could name even one...
  • 26
    WHAT'S TROUBLING YOU, MR. WORF? I SPENT THE MORNING CHILD-PROOFING MY QUARTERS BUT THE BOY KEEPS GETTING IN
  • 27
    I'VE ALWAYS LOVED HARD BOILED EGGS FOR BREAKFAST. THEY REALLY CAN'T BE BEAT.
  • 28
    Weren't you dating a girl with a wooden leg? What happened with that? Riken's Beand I broke it off. Riken's Beard
  • 29
    Captain, there is something! must tell you.Irecreated a museum on the holodeck yesterday, and I spanked a statue of a 21st century wrestler turned actor, Dwayne Johnson. Thats...disturbing, Mr. Worf. Yes, sir. I knew at that moment, Ihad hit Rock bottom.
  • 30
    Slowly, I am coming to accept that I have made mistakes in the past. All I can do is learn from them. Try not to make the same mistakes again... Inform the crew, from now on we must make different and more advanced mistakes!
  • 31
    Bonjour, mon capitaine! I thought we might party like it's... WOLF 359! Why, I thought you'd be more happy to see me. I've brought a cask of Chateau Picard. facebook.com/Dominion MediaTV
  • 32
    A Well, since none of you wanted to sign up for the softball league, we're going to have to do something else for our team-building exercise. Can't we just play a board game or something? Excellent suggestion! Fortunately I brought Pictionary. First clue: "Something you can go do" It's a... mountain range? Mountain climbing? m Oh no... Anyone want to take a guess? No? Okay let's try another one. Anyone? GO FU YOURS facebook.com/Dominion MediaTV
  • 33
    Oh, thanks for playing! But you still win a prize! Mister Tuvok, tell him what he's won! TY/TACTICAL 20201 ITY/TACTICAL Firing photon torpedoes Full spread.
  • 34
    Captain, I know I'm not the strongest crew member... or the smartest... or the bravest... [awkward silence.wav] facebook.com/Dominion diaTV Yes. Made yourself sad again?
  • 35
    DID YOU BRING THE MUSIC FOR OUR HIKE? YES I'VE GOT CLASSICAL MUSIC FROM THE PEANUTS, EMINEM. " AND THE CRANBERRIES. IT'S MY TRAIL MIX.
  • 36
    I'VE NEVER UNDERSTOOD WHY THE FRENCH EAT SNAILS. WE DON'T LIKE FAST FOOD.

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