'My mother's lawyer argued... that I had to add my mother as a Facebook friend': 10+ Confounding courtroom arguments that couldn't convince a judge and jury

When you find yourself in hot water with the law, it always helps to have a good lawyer by your side. We all hope to avoid legal trouble for all our days. Whether it's a small offense like arguing a speeding ticket, or a bigger offense that could result in jail time, having some legal counsel can help you avoid big mistakes. People who decide to represent themselves in court often make their situations much worse. I know that the urge to stand up and defend yourself is strong, but in these cases, the lawyers know best. After all, they went to school and passed the bar exam, which takes years to complete. Some average joes think they actually know better… but the judges and juries they're facing will be the ones who decide that.

U/Kyle4hl asked people to share the most ridiculous arguments they've ever heard during court hearings, and dozens of lawyers, plaintiffs, and folks with their own legal stories chimed in. It's quite the wacky bunch of tales, with lawyers admitting that when you've worked their job for a while, you see every type of case in the book.

After that, this coffee shop boss got back at an annoying customer who then "sat at her table, too stunned to complain."

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