24 Kids That Shocked Us After Saying Incredibly Creepy Things

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mattstaff
Dec 18, 2017 1:00 PM EST

Some of these basically walked themselves right off a damn nightmare-inducing Stephen King horror novel storyline. Honestly, they're so twisted and creatively depraved, it almost seems like the (devious) kids themselves are messing with us. OR, we're reading through some straight up psychological cries for help. 

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  • 01
    Text - My niece drewa picture "of a man in her room" that she kept telling her parents about. He had two different colored eyes, and one was gray. When asked why it was gray, she responded "because he can see the storm coming."
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  • 02
    Text - 7year-old pretending to put me in jail: Me: "What did I do? Forget to brush my teeth? Didn't do my homework?" Her: "You murdered a 23 year old woman while she was jogging in the early morning." Me: "..." II
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  • 03
    Text - was telling him how muchl love him and thanks for being in my life. He said. I didn't choose this life. I couldn't control how it began. But I can control howit ends
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  • 04
    Hammock - Daddy, I want to drill into your tummy, crawl inside and eat your dinner."
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  • 05
    Text - I can't remember if she was 3 or 4, but our little daughter's voice peeped up from the back seat one morning, "Dad, do babies 20 MULE TEAM BOFBathe in blood?" 20 MULETEAM DETERGENT B0OSTER BORAX
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  • 06
    Natural landscape - "I looked into mommy's eyes, and I saw your grave." - My son when he was four.
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    Text - 6-year-old nephew told me everyone on Earth was a figment of "Jonah's" imagination and that when "Jonah" wakes up, we'll all disappear. When asked who Jonah is, he replied VERBATIM: "he's the one who sleeps. The dreamer in the dream." Made my skin crawl.
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  • 08
    Nature - My 5-year-old niece came up to me when I was at my brother's house and said "Will you help me kill daddy? I'll kill him but need you to bury him in the back yard."
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  • 09
    Adaptation - When my son was small, I was talking to him about growing potatoes. I described how you bank up the earth around them as they grow, and he said "I used to do that when I was an old man"
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  • 10
    Font - Last year after I read my 6 year old a bedtime story, he said, When the world ends, I will climb up on the roof Then I will open my mouth and leave my body
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  • 11
    Facial expression - My 6-year-old son whispered to himself, "I wonder how eyeballs taste," while looking at his sleeping sister
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  • 12
    Hair - When my niece was around three or four years old, she told me she used to have a baby but it drowned. The baby was called Peanut Butter, but stillI.
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  • 13
    Text - "Go back to sleep. There isn't anything under your bed." "He's behind you now."
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  • 14
    Text - My three year old daughter: "Daddy, pretend that you are dead in the dirt on the side of the road, and I'm a dog and I find you"
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  • 15
    Text - My 4-year-old son was giving me a hug the other morning (with his head to my chest) and said, " Daddy you have darkness in your heart."
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  • 16
    Text - My mother in-law was picking my son up from school because I had some sh t to do, she was supposed to just drop him off ( really dislike that old witch), instead he comes running through the door and yells "Daddy invited grandma for dinner"
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  • 17
    Leaf - "I want to destroy all nature." My friends little sister, maybe four at the time. We're a bunch of granola hippies so it took us all aback
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  • 18
    Text - "Mummy when you were sleeping. I woke up and there was a ghost with no face standing over you touching your arm; it was taking your dreams out of your body with its mouth."
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  • 19
    Text - "When you turn off the lights, that's when the black circles come. They come down like this (holds his hands in the air above his bed), and they stay for a second, then zoop! they go inside! (slapping the hands to his chest). I hate it!"
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  • 20
    Headstone - While driving past past a cemetery, "Dad...when the last people on earth die, who will bury them?"
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  • 21
    Grave - lasked my nephew what he was doing one time. He said he was planning my funeral. ULIA CR AFT WMAN ATREUS HAROLD KRATZKE YSYLVANA LT COL OHIO APTAIN
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  • 22
    Text - When I had my second child, my oldest asked me if I still was his mom. I confirmed. He looked at me dead serious, "Good. Because if you're not my mom, won't let you be anyone's mom."
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  • 23
    Text - My 6 year old daughter in the passenger seat a few days ago looked at me and said "Dad. When I'm seven I'm going to kill you. No wait when I'm eight". I had to ask so "How are you going to do that?". She smiled and said "I'm gonna drive over your head with this car"
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  • 24
    Hair - "I'm watching you make my sandwich so that when you die, Iwill know how to do it."
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