'I ended up having to buy a new computer': 20+ Airline travel horror stories

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    What's your worst airline travel story?
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    [deleted] Flying from MSP to Denver. Winter storm, I would be late. Fine. I called the shuttle ahead of time and they could pick me up and bring me to my hotel in Breck even though it was going to be really late at night. Great! Well, since I really wasn't in a hurry, I let everyone go in line before me at the airline desk so they could correct
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    their connecting flights. I mean, I was at my destination. It pretty badly when you miss your connection, so I was being totally empathetic to their urgency. It was more important than mine because I already had my travel connection in place. Right?
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    Well, by the time I got to the front of the line, the airline baggage handlers shift ended. My skis were locked in holding and there was NO ONE, NO WAY, NO HOW, I could get my skis. By the time I bitched and moaned and did everything I could to get my skis, I still couldn't get my skis and I
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    missed the shuttle anyway plus HWY 70 was closed. So I had to spend the night. in the airport. What I learned: It doesn't pay to be nice. Airports specifically put arm rests on chairs to prevent people from sleeping laying across the chairs, and Denver airport does a of a lot of floor cleaning over night.
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    Atlanta Bunch When the airline lost our two daughters for hours, even though we had paid extra for stewardess escorts. We were freaking out and they didn't even bother to apologize.
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    Panda Obsession I was 15 or 16 and flying across the country and for the first time I was by myself. My mom had wanted to treat me so she splurged and bought me a ticket with extra leg room. Because of that I got on the the front seats, with no storage room so the "nice" fight attendant put my backpack on the overhead compartment and said she would get it for me
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    when we reached altitude. We hit the needed height and I asked for my backpack. I had brought my computer, some books, and some snacks with me. Well she opens the overhead compartment then another passenger tries to ask her a question while she is fumbling around to find my bag. She ends up dropping my bag, it bounced off the
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    shoulder of another passenger and then slammed into the floor. Then she picked it up and tossed it in my general direction. I didn't know it until I got home some six hours later but that fall had smashed the internal components of my computer. The disk drive didn't work any more and neither did the fan. I ended up having to buy a new computer.
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    Thrownaway_4_2... Flew from Ohio to Charlotte, NC. During the flight, a hurricane unexpectedly turned hard inland and made landfall. All air traffic was not permitted to land, was backed up to the maximum, and flights were forced to circle the airport until they could get them on the ground. Unfortunately we arrived late and the air traffic at 30,000ft was
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    completely clogged. Instead we were forced to circle the airport, below those flights, which was in the heart of the hurricane. We flew in circles for an hour and ten minutes, with lightning on both sides of the plane nonstop, with turbulence that would make a 70yr old sailor himself.
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    Everything thrown all over the plane, people crying, and basic terror. When we finally landed, no one would exit the plane. The applause lasted until the captain came out and spontaneously began weeping. He told us that he is so, so sorry that we all had to experience that but that he was happy that he had the privilege of getting us safely back on solid ground and then
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    hugged an older black lady that kissed him until we forgot about the hurricane and started to feel uncomfortable for him, lol. 1994. I have white-knuckled every flight since then because, trauma.
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    mikeybhoy1986 Flying an early morning flight from Schiphol airport in Holland to Greece I think. We take off and about 15-20 seconds in we get a bird strike on the left engine. I'm sat on the left side around the wing area and suddenly we've got what feels like turbulence and orange flashes flying from the engine. Instead of carnage
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    on-board, everyone is deathly silent and clearly their pants as I was. After what feels like ages, this all stops and we are flying normally. As far as I remember it took the pilot and crew a lifetime to tell anyone what is going on, but we head out over the sea, dump fuel from the engine and head back to Schiphol.
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    A short while after landing we're put on another flight and go on to have a great holiday. I now have a time to time (in my head) freak out on flights when anything (and sometimes nothing) happens.
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    [d... After a week-long booze bender in the Caribbean, I was flying back to the states on an early morning flight and rocking the worst hangover I've had in my life. I couldn't even drink water without throwing it up. ALL I wanted to do on my flight home was sleep.
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    The flight attendants got on the intercom literally every 20 minutes or so and woke me up trying to sign us up. for credit cards and sell duty-free liquor and perfumes during the flight. I called a flight attendant over and said "Look, I'm really hungover here and just trying to sleep. You've already announced the credit card and the duty- free stuff several times. Can
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    you please not do that again?" Well, they kept doing it, and after another two or three times, I yelled "JUST SHUT THE ALREADY!" Apparently, I wasn't the only one with a hangover because several more people on the plane chimed in saying "YEAH, SHUT THE II and "WE'RE
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    TRYING TO SLEEP" and "NOBODY WANTS THE CREDIT CARD!"
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    barcode Flying Glasgow to London on easyjet, 50 minute flight. So we leave the gate half an hour late, ok, no biggie. The plane taxis to the waiting point just off the runway, by which point we still havent had the safety instructions. and the cabin crew look concerned. We sit there for 10 minutes while they are doing something up front
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    when finally an announcement comes on: "There has been a problem with the cabin control system, please bear with us while we contact head office for help" Another 10 minutes pass, another announcment "We have resolved the issue, however we no longer have enough fuel and will have to
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    taxi back to the gate". It takes about 15 minutes to finally get back to the gate, before another announcement "We have been informed that there will be a half hour delay getting fuel to to higher than expected demand"
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    An hour and a half later the plane finally takes off - we fly to gatwick without incident, but upon landing the plane simply pulls over and parks on the apron, another announcement: "Our assigned gate has been taken, we have to wait for another to open up"
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    An hour later, we finally make it to the gate, only to be put on busses, which then sit by the plane for about 15 minutes longer than they needed to. So thats how a 50 minute journey turned into a 5 hour one
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    [deleted] Spilled tea over my crotch on the flight from Inverness to Manchester. Didn't get another tea...
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    Skipping Mango7 Sitting in a hot and fully boarded plane somewhere in sunny Spain the stewardesses are pacing up and down the aisle counting and talking to eachother. After a few minutes they announce they are one passenger short and as a result there is one checked bag too much.
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    The solution is to take all the checked baggage out of the plane, lay it on the runway and have everyone find their bag. The engines are off, so no AC, in a jam packed plane in sunny Spain. The guys unloading the plane are so slow it is hard to fathom and people are getting edgy. Two hours later, plane is still not empty but almost. One of the stewardesses walks through
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    the cabin double checking some numbers. With a slightly worried fave she talks to a colleague. They counted wrong. Let load the plane again. Two more hours in hot no AC jam packed plane. Company went out of business shortly after.
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    schnit123 I was flying from LAX to Oklahoma City with a stopover in DFW. When we landed in Dallas a storm came in that delayed my connecting flight seven hours. The thing that's fun about that is that Oklahoma City to Dallas is a three hour drive so theoretically I could have had someone drive down from OKC, pick me up at DFW and drive me back
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    to OKC just in the time I spent waiting for my connecting flight. But I had check luggage so that would have been impossible anyway except that when I finally arrived in OKC the airline lost my luggage. And despite arriving several hours after my flight was supposed to get in my brother still
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    managed to be over an hour late picking me up because the same storm had caused a headlight to burn out on his car (there was a leak in his casing) and he got pulled over three times for it and one of the cops told him he had to change the bulb immediately, which he did only to have it burn out five minutes down the road because there was still water in the casing.
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    pandakun A flight back home, got a middle seat and the guy to my right stink so bad so the natural thing is to get your nose as far away as possible and then came an old lady sat on my left with a really strong perfume that make me choke. Worst 6 hours.
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    barra333 I had a couple of back to back flights for very different reasons. Flight number 1: Flying from Amsterdam to Cabo Verde on the once weekly direct flight. We arrived at the airport at 8am to find that it had been cancelled, but the message didn't get to my group because it was booked by work. Flight was
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    rescheduled for midnight that night. Fine, I got back on the train for the 1.5 hr ride home and hung out for the day. Back to the airport at 10:30ish. Delay, delay, delay. Departed at 4:30am from a deserted airport. Flight number 2, a month later: I was supposed to fly from a Caribbean Island to Tampa, via Miami (with a 3hr connection). All going well
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    until just before the plane doors close. A bloke 2 rows in front of me passed out. O response. Some people manhandled him to the floor, which commenced 45min of CPR before a catering truck was brought to the plane to get him off on the stretcher (no jetbridges). Then we had another hour and a half of faffing about while the first aid supplies on board were re-certified and the seat the
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    guy had replaced. I on was Fast forward 4hrs to landing in Miami, about 30min before my connecting flight was meant to leave. There were airline agents at the gate to meet missed connections, so I asked one if it was possible make my flight. Sure, if you are quick. Right, I charge the length of MIA, cut the queue at
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    immigration (with the blessing of all affected), wait for and get my bag only to be turned away at bag drop because I missed the 45min drop of rule by TSA. So I never had a chance, but the stupid bint in arrivals told me I could make it. her. Found myself back in the check in area and found a staffed desk. Put my passport and boarding card
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    for the flight leaving in 2min on the counter and told the lady I would like to be in Tampa tonight. Her ever so helpful reply: "Sure, you have a boarding card, you are set to go!" Check the time, lady. "Oh, you are late. You seem a bit upset too." No, some dude possibly died on my flight, then your colleague encouraged me to run the length of the airport
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    for no reason, now I am stuck here, while my girlfriend, who I haven't seen since the afternoon of flight 1 (above) has flown in to Tampa and is waiting for me. I ended up alone, in a Miami hotel, while my girlfriend was alone in a Tampa hotel for the evening before getting the first flight out the next day.
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    Sumuran I'm a bigger guy, so airline travel is hard. I usually buy two tickets so I don't put anybody out. On the last plane trip I've ever been on, this woman asked me to move seats so she could sit with her sister. I politely told her I didn't want to. I bought two seats together so I wouldn't put anybody else. I even used that machine when I came into the airport
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    and worked with the teller to ensure I had two seats together. I'm not one of those fat people, Im much bigger than average and I don't expect businesses to accommodate my choice of lifestyle. She threw a fit and sat down in her aisle seat and proceeded to have a loud conversation with her sister on the other end of the plane about how
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    people were and how ridiculous it was that I was being stingy with my seats. I even showed her my tickets to prove these were my seats. Luckily the most beautiful hostess I've ever seen named Cheyenne came up and asked her to please refrain from disturbing passengers and moved her to another seat in the back and moved her sister back there too so they could be
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    hateful together. Cheyenne then sat next to me when she was able to and we talked the whole trip to New Jersey. She even brought me a coke (flat but the thought was nice). This was a trip from Oklahoma to New Jersey so I'm not sure if most people from New Jersey are nuts, but I'll never go back there again.
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    phoniz I was flying from Australia with a malaysian airline. They were serving ice cream so I (as a 12-year old) naturally wanted one. It was so cold my lips got stuck to it, had to wait for 10 minutes for it to warm up, and I still lost some skin on my lips. :(
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    N4zdr3g I went on a surprise weekend trip to visit my SO from Indianapolis, IN to Rochester, NY, leaving Friday morning and returning Monday morning. My first flight from IND was cancelled, so I was re- booked to a flight later in the afternoon. Okay, no problem.
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    But then the afternoon flight was delayed due to mechanical problems and we arrived in Detroit too late for my connecting flight. Well, fine. I went to the help desk and they again re- booked me for a yet later flight which was scheduled to leave in 3 hours or so. I'd be getting in to ROC substantially later than I had originally intended, but that's okay.
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    While I was eating dinner in the DTW terminal, the system automatically changed my reservation to a different, earlier flight to ROC, which then left without me since I didn't know I had been re-booked again. So then I get to the gate of the flight I thought I was going. to be on and I am told that my reservation had been cancelled since I was supposed to have left on an earlier flight already.
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    Umm, nobody told me that. So I went to the help desk. again and was given two options: Go on standby for the later flight to ROC (the one I had been re-booked to earlier, then had had my reservation cancelled), or go on standby on a flight back. to IND, but on the opposite side of the DTW terminal (which is essentially a single mile-long hallway), that left at the same time.
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    If I didn't make either flight, there were no other flights leaving DTW for either ROC or IND until Sunday, so I'd just be stuck in the airport until the end of the weekend, and I could only try standby for one or the other flight since they were departing at the same time. and, of course, the gates. were nowhere near each other.
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    So I picked the standby flight to ROC, hoping to salvage this weekend with my SO, and luckily I got a seat. Hooray! I arrived at the airport and then spent about an hour waiting at baggage claim while she waited outside in the car. Generally I don't check bags, but this time I was transporting something I couldn't carry. on (a collapsible snow shovel for her car).
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    Well my bag never showed up, so we went back to her place and waited it out with only the clothes on my back. Saturday came and went, and it wasn't until Sunday afternoon that my checked luggage showed up, just in time for me to leave the next morning. Oh yeah, and the bag's exterior was now cracked.
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