A Bag of Holding Full of Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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    How DMs think their party will make their monks made with mematic Reality
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    pirenja sufficientlylargen My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme. athenasdragon #it is also my understanding that the players do not have *conscious* control of this #and that they will also end up choosing the Benny Hill theme no matter what they do #D&D That's it, that's the game! Source: suffici
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    Barbarian player during the session vs Barbarian player IRL:
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    When the first-time player starts getting excited about the 14-page backstory for their level 1 wizard with 8 CON *CONCERN*
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    When you're about to make a range attack and the rest of the party is between you and the monster SOME OF YOU MAY DIE, BUT THAT'S A SACRIFICE I'M WILLING TO MAKE.
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    An Arrow may have your name on it, But a Fireball is addressed "To Whom It May Concern"
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    using passive perception asking your players for perception rolls out of the blue for something important asking your players for perception rolls out of the blue for no reason asking your players for perception rolls out of the blue, proceed to roll your own dice behind the screen and say: "mmm, okay. Interesting."
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    Draconick @DraconickGaming Follow #DnD is a roleplaying game that let's you live out such fantasies as: - Having money - Making close friends as an adult - Traveling the world without crippling debt - Being able to change the world - Getting better at something with practice - Getting 8 hours of sleep each night 7:59 AM - 20 Apr 2019
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    : Anonymous 59 KB JPG 04/02/19(Tue)12:26:26 No.65485823 >set up series of extremely obvious clues on how to bypass a dangerous area >actually have an NPC straight up warn them that there is some ritual they need to do to get past safely >players just say "that's weird" or "neat" before going in blindly >>65485851 # >>65485870 # Anonymous04/02/19(Tue)12:27:55 No.65485851 >>65485823 # >every dnd game ever 9 No.65485824 nger ack but not
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    WHEN THE FIGHTER IS ABOUT TO ROLL DIPLOMACY fb.com/dndmemes BUT THE BARD STOPS THEM JUST IN TIME
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    HAIL AND WELL MET TRAVELERS! WELCOME TO MY STORE, MY ONLY MEANS OF SUPPORTING MY FAMI 40 Buy THESE. I UH... DON'T NEED ANY OF THIS... ♡ WE'D LOVE A DISCOUNT ON THIS! My PRICE IS MORE THAN FAIR! I WOULD AFTER YELLING, GUARDS ARRIVE AT THE SHOP. Bun Boi I WOULD 40 COULD I SEE YOUR MANAGER? I BET I COULD STEAL PFFF THIS. OVERPRICE NO TAG? MUST BE FREE I WANNA SEDUCE THE SHOPKEEP WHY DON'T YOUR NPCS LIKE US?
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    Players when adventuring: We are the heroes of this land, defenders of justice and protectors of the helpless. Players when visiting town: DICE PRIBORI today we're trying to break as many laws as possible.
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    Rogue You wouldn't hit a lady, would you? Paladin The hammer of justice is unisex.
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    My favorite moment with my D&D group so far They met a Demon at a crossroads, he said they had to make a deal with him or he would steal their souls. The Fighter was like, "Hey can you just wait for 5 seconds for me?" Demon's like: "Alright." Five seconds later the Fighter says "Alright our deal is complete" ??? "What do you mean our deal is complete?" said the Demon "Well I asked you to wait 5 seconds, then you agreed. Since you waited 5 seconds, that means our deal is complete right?" The Demo
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    The 5 Stories of DnD Man Man Man Man Man Vs. Vs. Vs. Vs. Vs. Nature Man Self Dice DM www.dndui.com 2015 Charolastros & Nick Etherton
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    Enemy:* Fires ballista* Monk:*Catches it* Monk: My turn.
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    claire... @anddreadful Forget "tank” or “healer” the most important dnd party member role is "person who touches the cursed objects" 11:25 AM - 12/5/22 ⚫ Twitter for iPhone .
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    My players waiting after I've been rolling damage Did we win a prize? Yox maching Me the DM Only the best prize of all New character sheets
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    I cast "Magic Missile." Roll 3d4. BOOM! inkyrickshaw.com @inkyrickshaw
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    THAT'S A GOOD IDEA FOR A CAMPAIGN SOMEONE SHOULD RUN IT I'M THAT SOMEONE HM THAT SOMEONE imgflip.com
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    OOH, TREASURE~! WAIT WHAT IF IT'S TRAPPED? OR WORSE: A MIMIC! GOOD POINT HEY ARE YOU A MIMIC? BECAUSE IF I ASK, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME. THERE'S ACTUALLY NO LAW THAT SAYS THAT.
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    The tiefling when they're ready to cast hellish rebuke on an enemy: 0000 Come on come on, I want you to do it, I want you to do it, come on hit me
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    When the Bard runs out of spell slots CROPVIDEOR
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    DMs the moment they meet someone not in their game: YOU WANNA SEE SOME STUFF I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SHOW ANYONE?
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    My players: How were we supposed to know that jug was cursed?! The jug:
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    し Creature immune to nonmagical damage imgflip.com Fighter rolling a nat 20 with their Greatsword ☑
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    When you come in late to your D&D session. NO TIME TO EXPLAIN GRAB A CACTUS
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    Me working on improving my life Me perfecting my character's gear/stats
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    Oregon Rolled A 20 (I Draw ... @OregonRolledA20 Player: How far ahead have you planned out this adventure? Me: you know how video games have rendering distance? Player: ya? Me: I DM on the lowest settings.
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    DM: "Please make a stealth check." ROUGE BARD PALADIN BARBARIAN
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    % 0.9% when someone says you're the worst martial class so you punch their blood and they die three weeks later 0.12% 20 0.168 2401 902 0076 2.286 14563 1.0287 2.344 monks 4 0.234 0.1902 N/A
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    Druid Since we're in downtime, could I wildshape into an anteater and eat a bunch of ants? DM That feels weird, but I'll allow it
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    8L 20 19 13 attom cation Licenso 723 Bottom rick MaR You want to play D&D, right? DM And to play D&D, we have to find a time that works for you. PLAYER Yup. PLAYER Yup. PLAYER D DM And the only way I can know what works for you is for you to tell me. That makes sense to me. PLAYER DM Are you free next Sunday? DM 0 PLAYER DM Seen 0
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    ROLLS FOR INITIATIVE

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