9 of the Worst Date Stories We've Ever Heard

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  • 01

    Who Raised This Person?

    Sky - the bathroom He went to the s a first date, and he egent Ne 2. Jtuas
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  • 02

    How Could They Not Notice?

    People in nature - I got a nosebleed. It was dark, though, so we didn't notice for a good ten seconds until I pulled away and saw that I was kissing what looked like a murder victim.
  • 03

    I Can't Tell if This Is Horrible or Genius.

    Text - He told me we were going to the most expensive restaurant in town. He took me to medonalds and: didntevenbuy food, he fust offered me cookies that were in his pocket whisper
  • 04

    Was He Wearing a Fedora With a Feather in It?

    Sky - "He said he had to get home before his grandma locked him out of the basement."
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  • 05

    Well, at Least He Wanted to Pay

    Font - Idon't- Okay dude, Iget it."-JULIA P, 26 WORSTD Enjoy these readers' do "He tried to sell weed to someone while we were on a date so he would have enough money to take me out.-EMMA M., 22 11 "On our first date, we sat in his car, where he proceeder
  • 06

    Did His Grandma Like to Party?

    Hair - lwas there.. So was his grandma. whisper
  • 07

    And the Conversation Started So Well...

    Water resources - So, I met this guy át alchib he was.cute, and we exchanged numbers. He started texting me a lot and asked me out for coffee. We made pleasant small talk stories about our childhood, sports, favorite TV shoyes etc Then he adds that he always has to fart-when he's in the car at the club, in restaurants, and every time he sits down. I don't say anything, so he follows it up, "Actually, I need to fart right now," and lets one loose in the coffee shop, which I could hear. I said I h
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  • 08

    She Had Simple Desires

    Nature - I've been on a billion, but my favorite ridiculous one was about 2 years ago she talked nonstop about her therapist, borderline personality disorder (people should learn that psychologists don't need to hear about their mental health disorders on a first date), and the boy she1oved. In the end, she only wanted to watch me pee.
  • 09

    This Maybe the Worst Evening I Could Imagine

    Text - A PowerPoint Hey baby, come back to my place and I' show you presentation. Cas Ag Cad Ag Haty

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