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    I left my job today. I couldn't work there any more after what they said to me. What did they say? "You're fired."

    You can't fire us, we quit! No, we said it first! We can't hear anything you're saying because we're already storming out of the office, don't even try to change our minds. You don't deserve us, anyway!

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  • 2
    You should probably get some new stuff for the baby too. When are you due?

    Wow, hooman, it's so nice of you to buy us all of these new things, but shouldn't you be budgeting for the extra hooman that's about to come? We're not arguing, of course, keep the presents coming!

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    hey you there, with the thumbs! are you trying to be funny?
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    The species, Felix Breadloaficus, is known for its ability to take on the appearance of a bread loaf, thus trapping unwitting birds seeking crumbs...
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  • 5
    Crastination was just a hobby, but I got so good at it I turned pro.
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    Money can't buy happiness. STATES IHG5834762 A OF AMARAN не IN 05834761 I guess I'll have to rent it.
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    Sorry you slipped on our barf. We're hungry. Feed us.
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  • 8
    My favorite thing to do in the morning is ignore my alarm and not get up.
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    What? I thought I would just give you a head start on the fur. #HD
  • 10
    Somewhere, in an alternate universe, Warren, are you looking at human *SIGH* memes again? Busted.
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    Used Priority Mail prepaid Fits-n-Sits Size Box. TES PRIORITY MAIL BST US AT USPS.COM UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE PRIORITY MAIL REGIONAL RATE BOX A FOR DOMESTIC AND INTERNATIONAL USE TRACKED INSURED PwC Special delivery just in time for Caturday.
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    Brake fluid may be an acquired taste, but at least you will never get addicted, because you can stop at any time. But when you give it up things accelerate out of control.
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    I bought a "smart light Switch, but I couldn't figure it out. I had to exchange it for a dimmer switch.
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  • 14
    I learn from the mistakes of others who took my advice.
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    just making sure this is safe for my human to eat
  • 16
    These videos need subtitles in 'Meow.'
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  • 17
    Purrista quality-control STARBE COFFEE
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    I want to speak to the head of household. Speaking.
  • 19
    Who let the slogs out? Who, who, who?
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  • 20
    Prepurring fur a furrtuoso purrformance

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