10 Times People's Exes Tried To Win Them Back In Ridiculous Ways

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    Text - POLICE [-] Kingofthejunkyard 5226 points 16 hours ago You can't call 911! You love me! (I called 911) permalink embed
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    Ring - [- olives_andsuch 2342 points 12 hours ago Tried the ole fake pregnancy to keep me around , only thing is I'm the female. I'm not sure how he thought he could convince me I was pregnant.. permalink embed
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    Skin - [- woody527 4121 points 14 hours ago I once dated this guy who literally carved my name into his hand. He said he did it because he couldn't afford a tattoo. And when I broke up with him for it he said " but, your name is carved into my hand!!" I'm not sure if that was suppose to me me stay, or if he at that moment, realized how stupid he was. permalink em bed
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    Face - [- pleasegetoffmycase 5959 points 15 hours ago "I just miss the boy I used to know," then she turned around and walked away. She later texted me, "I wanted you to run after me." permalink embed
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    Cabinetry - [-] SrCrossCountry 4648 points 14 hours ago Had an ex tell me that if I did not take her back she would sue me. Long story short I'm nowa proud owner of a victory in court. permalink embed
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    Alloy wheel - 432 [-] KylerTopFlight 4079 points 13 hours ago my phone rings "Hey just wanted to let you know that I'm getting married this afternoon and I'm pregnant so now is your last chance..." 2 years later my phone rings "Hey, I'm pregnant again and getting married again...this is your real last chance..." permalink embed
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    Text - [-] bringmethebatman 3287 points 14 hours ago0 He broke up with me by sort-of ghosting me after two years together. He wouldn't show up when we had plans, then text me later and apologize and say sweet things, but go on to ignore my calls for a week. He set his status to single on Facebook so I figured it was done and deleted him Almost a year later he sent me a text saying he was sorry, that he was willing to talk and answer any questions I had, and that he regretted what he did because
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    Text - 10 - iwasbornon420 467 points 13 hours ago "I know it's been like a year, but I've asked out 4 other girls and they've all said no. So I thought I'd try again with you." permalink embed
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    Eyewear - [] stonedkayaker 5579 points 15 hours ago "I didn't love you then, but I love you now!!" Bitch, you cheated on me two days ago permalink embed
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    Text - [- Usedinpublic 1961 points 14 hours ago Well she started the apology off by punching me in the back of the head. permalink embed

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