20 Nerdy Dad Memes For Funny Fathers Navigating the Complexities of Family Relationships (November 14, 2024)

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    Dads since forever: "Looks like we're going to have to amputate" THE DAD
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    shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird me: [texting] hey sorry but my powerful enemy just said "seize him" to all his underlings boss: what time can you be here me: i dunno man they're seizing me like right now boss: we're short staffed today me: i'm getting seized
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    Waking up after you turn 40: It hurts to be alive. THE DAD
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    Matt C @MattfromKC "And we shall call it Kansas City" Cuz it's in Kansas? "No it will be located in Missouri." What will we call the neighboring city across the river? "Kansas City, Kansas"
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    Me, after destroying an entire group of 8-year-olds in laser tag THE DAD I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And, I was really... I was alive.
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    blaire erskine ❤ @blaireerskine once I ate an almond joy and broke out in hives so I was like "maybe I'm allergic to almonds" and my dad said “or maybe you're allergic to joy" AND HE WAS RIGHT
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    Dads after hearing a dad joke they've never heard before I think that's the worst thing i've ever heard THE DAD Marvelous
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    the_girl_nita My grocery list: 1. Don't run into anyone you know 2.Eggs.
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    People who say "Tar-get" You think you're better than me. People who say "Tar-jay" I am better than you. THE DAD
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    liannewilliamsart This evening my 6yo came up to me after dinner and said, oh so gently, 6yo: Mummy, I know you put love in that! Me: Oh really? And what does love taste like? 6yo: Cheese. He's not wrong.
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    My neighbor telling me he found my kid hiding behind his shed during a neighborhood-wide parents vs. kids water balloon fight, "in case I want to do the honors" KE M THE DAD
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    THE DAD The Dad @thedad Nice try, grocery stores, but we all know you're bluffing about the "security checks" you mention on the PA. You can't even hire cashiers, but I'm supposed to believe Kroger Delta Force is coming after someone for shoplifting a Snickers?
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    OF When you thought your kid had fallen asleep, but they pop up asking if chocolate milk comes from brown cows THE DAD Pixel GRIZZLIES
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    keenethery My dad taught me that people are way more important than things. 1am Me: Dad I wrecked the car. Dad: anyone hurt? Me: No Dad: where is it? Me: in the driveway Dad: Ok, go to sleep and we'll look at it in the morning. Then he rolled over back to sleep.
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    My wife when she finds out I got her that gas grill I always wanted for her bday T MO THE DAD
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    _dte My toddler: *screaming* My Apple Watch: Sure is loud in here
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    When all 3 kids have tantrums before noon I've lived through three supposed "end of days." THE DAD
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    THE DAD The Dad ⭑❤ @thedad Parents that yell at t-ball coaches for making a bad call to "advocate for their kids" should know that your kids do not care. They learned to play this sport like 3 months ago. They regularly get confused about which team they're on. Sit down.
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    Skete Stegemeyer @itspeterj My wife and I's friend booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project and I'M the bad guy for asking if it's a fusion restaurant? That's a 10/10 joke
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    deconstructiongirl I didn't teach my sons that a literal h I exists but I have taken them to the fabric store and in their minds that is very much the same thing THE DAD thedad *shakes fist at the sky* JO-ANNNNNNN

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