‘Watching his face fall was beautiful': Entitled comedian gets himself blacklisted from performing after not realizing he was using the manager of the venue to fuel his insulting punchlines

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    "I smile and continue working..."
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    Performer didn't realise I was the manager Some years ago, my partner and I managed a bar and we had live acts every Friday night. We had inherited a few bookings from the previous managers, but we honoured the bookings. One night, we had a comedian who before us had performed regularly at the bar. Anyway, at the time, I dressed like a student and had long, dyed hair. The regulars all knew I was the manager and had no problems with my appearance.
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    The comedian starts his act and spots me collecting glasses and proceeds to complain about students, how lazy they are, look at this one, can't get a "proper" job, what's with her hair, etc. no laughter, so he carries on laying into me. I smile and continue working. After the set, I walk over to give him his cash and he's already got more dates to book with us. The joy as I said "No thanks, I'm the manager and I will never book you again." Watching his face fall was beautiful.
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    MotionlessTraveler Jokes on him.
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    evil_timmy I'm sure OP would have been okay taking a few hits, had it actually been funny. This just sounds like punching down on regurgitated and outdated stereotypes, a classic "This is why Uncle Ron isn't allowed at family Thanksgiving anymore" rant with no real point or punchline, no insight or clever perspective, just "Look at that thing I saw!" Toddlers have that one covered, find a different lane.
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    FrangibleSoul Read the crowd dude. Read the crowd. hoginlly But also, even if she wasn't the manager... did he really start laying into bartenders as not being a 'proper job' and lazy? While he's performing in a bar? I wouldn't be booking him again anyway...
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    pepperpat64 That dude seriously thought anyone working in a bar is lazy? Did he only perform in churches and senior centers before this? What a jojosparkletoes OP He spotted an easy target, or so he thought.
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    Contrantier He must have zero self respect to try a bit like that on someone. Like really bud? You have no jokes, so your act is to bu y people? Get off that stage and give yourself a spanking and a time out since you wanna act like a child.
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    BeeQueen40 Right?!? Any GOOD employee worth a hit working in the restaurant biz (including bars) is def NOT lazy. Far from it, in fact. I can attest to this, having owned, managed and worked every position in a restaurant from dishwasher to server to owner. I think everyone should spend a year in the service biz so they can appreciate what we do.
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    Poinsettia917 I'm guessing that he had to get a real job after failing as a comedian. lovetocook966 Loving this comment. If you're a great comedian you won't have a problem getting a job, however this guy has no idea of what is of comedic value, and picking on people relentlessly not part of the "act" shows he is lacking in material and is lazy and lastly a POS.
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    Mighty MightyMag First of all, f him. Second, excellent a little more than petty revenge. Third, that's not even funny. That's the mark of a beginning comedian, going negative and picking on people. You were well shot of him. jojosparkletoes OP It freed up space for some brilliant acts too!
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    heidismiles I worked for a test prep place, and one time I took a phone call from someone who was onboarding to be a teacher. I guess she thought she reached tech support, but I was just in the local customer service office. I'm pretty tech savvy, so I tried to help her anyway. She kept going on and on about how "ridiculous" everything was, why does she have to make an account on our website, etc. And things like
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    "UGH now it says I need a password, what now?" me: "Click 'forgot password."" Like that. For 20 minutes, I was just patiently helping her, until I finally said "Look, I'm just from the local office. I am trying to help you, because you got me on the phone. None of this is my fault." Then suddenly she was falling over herself to thank me for all my help.
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    NeolithicOrkney I don't see how belittling someone is anywhere near funny. He didn't even get a clue when no one was laughing tells me he is not in touch with the audience at all.
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    PsychicHorse Imagine being a comedian and telling other people to get a real job...
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    nicknick1584 He could have been hilarious if he understood the crowds reaction and asked you what you do and then when you said you manage the place, he could have jokingly (obviously) "well f me. Guess I picked the wrong person. Lol. Probably my last show HERE tonight." and the crowd would have laughed.
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    profjake Making fun of or mistreating staff at a venue that books you is a terrible, stupid idea no matter what kind of entertainer you are. Good managers will make sure you don't get booked again, and staff have a million ways to make your life easier or harder.
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    As a comic, punching down like this almost never lands well with an audience. It's just baked into what makes something funny. A billionaire strolling along the bow of his yacht and slipping on a banana: funny. A maid exhausted from spending a hard day working cleaning rooms for minimum wage, slipping on a banana: not so funny.
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    Darksoul_Design I don't see the comedy in berating someone in front of an entire crowd without pretty clear sarcasm, and even then, NOT following up with "it's all in good fun, let's give her a hand for being a trooper", something along those lines, otherwise, really your just being a bu y (and a J).
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    Remarkable_Li... I think even if it wasn't u that he picked on & it was "just a waitress." It seems appropriate as the manager to not allow him back. It's important to look out for your staff. He was way out of line picking on a staff member of the venue he's working. & idk why he'd do such a thing. Like, why would u purposely sh ot yourself in the foot?
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    wesleyhroth The STAND UP COMEDIAN said YOU needed to get a real job?!!? While you were ACTIVELY doing MANUAL LABOR in an establishment you OWN??!! HAHAHAHAHAHA oh man that guy is hilarious, but not for the reasons he thinks he is

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