The Most Entertaining Parenting Texts of the Week (December 10, 2024)

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    Talking to your normal parent vs insane parent talking to your
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    Dad 20/9/2024 Pigeons in the office Pigeons in the office Mum 8/2/2024 ...is my central thesis. U were wrong to pigeonhole me as cruel at 11 and you're wrong to do it now. If you've had the same problem with me since I...
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    My father lives on another planet.
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    3:44 15 D Dad > Today 3:11PM I know it sounds stupid but I want you to list this carrot as a picture of Santa looking out a portal to make sure everyone's being naughty or nice $500 minimum. Just do it I'll split. + iMessage
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    15 3:45 D Dad > Its all natural. What!??? List it on ebay. I've been trying but it keeps funking with me! I don't think you can sell food on eBay Hey, if a banana taped to a piece of paper can go for millions so can a carrot with natural beauty. Just do it! It'll be super fun. Bulls That just to launder money!!! | can't sell a carrotillo iMessade
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    15 3:45 D Dad > List it on ebay. I've been trying but it keeps funking with me! I don't think you can sell food on eBay Hey, if a banana taped to a piece of paper can go for millions so can a carrot with natural beauty. Just do it! It'll be super fun. Bulls That just to launder money!!! | can't sell a carrot!!! lol Doit!!!! You're List it somewhere!!! me off. I only have an eBay account where I'm a top toy seller!! I can't list a there!!!!! LOL Its a miracle carrot LIST IT NOW!!! + iMessage carr
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    Just a reminder that when you have a Ph.D, own a business, and also work full-time for a nonprofit it still won't be enough for dad.
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    you could possibly make good money teaching high school kids how to write term papers On the side $65 an hour maybe more? Pocket money I think I have enough jobs Sorry you're right stupid idea. Just trying to figure out why you did all that work for your degree. + liMessage That sounds really backhanded Delivered
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    My mom started randomly drank texting me, and accusing me of sneaking out with boys...?
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    67 B Birth Giver > What are you talking abt??? I gave up everything for u and this is what I get . I am so alone u dont care either why should I bother U are so ungrateful I do everything for u. It is all my fault rite? you never help me that is why I drink becuse of u! ??? You're drink Oh so now I m the problem. U probly dribk to huh. U never help me! U are just a lazy little ! 00 What are you even talking about? How much did you have to drink?? I am not drink u are just to stupid to understand
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    67 B Birth Giver > HOW MUCH and you have to un I am not drink u are just to stupid to understand! U are so busy being lazy and ungrateful ful probly sneaking out with boys! What are you even talking about? I'm not sneaking out with anyone. Why are you saying all of this??? Oh don't act all innocent! I know what u are up too, I know exactly what u are doing! But I'm not doing anything? U are just trying to make me feel crazy huh? I know u are up to some thing I am not stupid! U are sneaking aroun
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    Mother tried to force me to commit job abandonment
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    I work retail, and my mom was released from the hospital today. She doesnt understand I cant just up and leave at any point during my shift. Purple is my supervisor, orange is my coworker, green is my partner, black is my workplace for color-coding.
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    M Mom View all Papers ready in 1-2 hours. I can't do any- thing without help. Would be best to for you to stay at home. I can try and see but no guarantees says 5 at the earliest and 7 at the latest She says closer to 7 1:44 PM 2:15 PM since 2:16 PM fuel is on 1:33 PM 1:37 PM
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    M I will have to leave on my own. 5 or 7 is not okay. After the discharge, I must go to for meds. I really don't know how to handle the drinks. One way or another, I have to leave. I'll just have to pick you up from I'll have you get the meds. 2:26 PM I cant leave without management's permission 2:22 PM
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    M I know I have to go to anyway. Going up our stairs is without help is absolutely impossible. 2:40 PM 2:29 PM I dont know what to tell you, they wont let me leave before then M Just gotta do it. is a terrible place. Do they know I came incredibly to di_? 2:42 PM
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    2:50 PM MF If I leave early without permission it is considered job abandonment, i could get suspended or fired Hazel hates it too. Of course, I'm not ask- dog ing you to walk out. It doesn't hurt to ask. Otherwise, I guess I will be crawling up the stairs. Cant help you 2:53 PM up the stairs? They're off at 4 2:55 PM
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    M I don't want them to hurt themselves. The hard part is getting the drinks out of here. I'll leave them in the car. be home to help. Have you tried to will ask? Yes. I asked. That is how I got the answer of 5 or 7. 3:42 PM to 4. 3:40 PM I said no
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    M isn't Hazel's friend anymore. 3:44 PM 3:45 PM 3:43 PM That seems a little extreme, shes working with the schedule she was given, it isnt her fault If anything it's whoever called off from fuel center's fault, that's why down to fuel has to go M Guess I'm going to do this alone. Just stay the rest of the shift. Is it really that busy? 3:4
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    3:48 PM 3:49 PM It isnt busy, but I still need management's permission can help. They have offered to help.
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    Dad followed me to a job interview (repost with (hopefully) clearer images!
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    10:49 & 253 ↑ Dad someone in a similar car Busted Busted Just wanna make sure you're safe 4GE Okay well that's a little more than creepy You may think so, but it's not.It's called concer and love Staking outside the place I'm chilling at, waiting for an interview, is creepy and has stalker vibes to it. I am an adult, whether you like it or not We're your parents, whether you like it or not. This person could probably be super nice. Get you to go someplace and then we would never see you again Do
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    10:52 & 15 m D Dad 402 cameras. I have a tracker on me. And yes, I do watch the news actually If you can't understand our concern, I feel sorry for you You should be happy that you have parents who love you and are so concerned about you. Where was the concern when you emotionally neglected me as a child? Where was the concern when I was in such a dark place at the age of 14 that I didn't think I'd even survive past sophomore year? Where was the concern when, just a couple days ago, I walked hom
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    My dad being petty like always
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    6:12 19° 17% USAA Dad Ok so on ur bday do you know how early you'll be up?? Cuz I plan on spending all morning and afternoon with you We're spending our last night in Texas with Ronnie is Ashdown, and plan on heading there around 4:30pm on ur bday. So I can spend pretty much the whole day with you I mean you completely neglected last year so I feel I deserve a new year celebration I understand that, but I am also zacks ride to go see his family I'm sleeping in until 6
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    6:12 19° USAA 17% Dad Texas WILIT KOTITIE IS ASTICOWIT, and plan on heading there around 4:30pm on ur bday. So I can spend pretty much the whole day with you I mean you completely neglected last year so I feel I deserve a new year celebration I understand that, but I am also zacks ride to go see his family I'm sleeping in until 6 Yes Until 6pm? Oh 6:09 PM SMS
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    + 6:22 0 19° 15% Dad Idk what to do then cuz I don't want to prevent Zack from being able to see his family as well And I'd also like to avoid driving to his house at night because of the rocky dirt roads and me barely being able to see. I'm just not comfortable driving to Ronnie's after dark and that's where we'll be sleeping that night before we leave the next day Ok then go there. I really don't care Ok but I still want to spend time with you I'm trying to come up with a middle ground where I
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    6:22 19° 15% Dad not comfortable driving to Ronnie's after dark and that's where we'll be sleeping that night before we leave the next day Ok then go there. I really don't care Ok but I still want to spend time with you I'm trying to come up with a middle ground where I can still spend the entire day with you, and bring Zack to see his family Obviously it won't be the only day I'll visit, but I'd still like to see you. And you saying that you're going to sleep in to 6pm just seems really petty a
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    6:25 0 19° 14% Dad I'll visit, but I'd still like to see you. And you saying that you're going to sleep in to 6pm just seems really petty and vindictive to me It is petty and vindictive. It's how I feel when it comes to anything with his family. They come first always so keep it that way I feel that this conversation isn't going anywhere. I want to be able to spend the entire day with you still, and you're rejecting that I'll be up early. But it still doesn't change and obviously never will I wi

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