'I sacrificed my cat for the greater good': Cat pawrent forces her fluffy fur baby to cuddle her daughter to sleep, and the comments section demands hissterical reparations

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    I sacrificed my cat for the greater good (mine)
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    I have a 6 yr old little girl who hates being alone. The other night I was putting her to bed and I sat there for 45 min before I said screw it I want to be able to sit and watch some TV before I go to bed. She wasn't asleep yet and threw a fit. I exhaustedly asked what can I do so I don't have to sit up here half the night with you, she grumpily responded "chloe"
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    "If I give you the cat you'll go to sleep without me sitting up here? "....yes..."
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    I found our 15 yr old long haired tortie passed out on her cat post downstairs, carried her up, and handed her off to the child who proceeded to hold her like a stuffie. The cat.... did not look thrilled... but didn't try and leave.
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    She's the mellowest calmest cat on the planet who has no issues with being handled by people. The look on her face when I gave her to the child was a solid ....the fk???...
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    An hour later the cat came back down stairs sat on the couch next to me, let out the loudest mrrrroowwwwww, flicked her tail and left. So AITAH??
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    PreviousCurrentThing • 16d ago • I started reading the first paragraph wondering why you spent 45 minutes trying to get a cat to go to bed, but honestly that wouldn't even crack the top ten of weird things people do for (to?) their cats.
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    crazymouse2525 • 16d ago Top 1% Commenter i think ur cat herself told u her opinion lol
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    Proud_Draft3418 • 16d ago Top 1% Commenter It was exceedingly rude and completely uncalled for you to subject her to the Small Human. How dare you. I believe you owe your cat reparations immediately. Signed, a cat.
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    CommunistRin... • 16d ago Top 5% Commenter The meow at the end is so hilariously easy to translate for anyone in this thread lol
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    Traroten •17d ago Top 1% Commenter You moved a sleeping cat? I curse you with the curse of geese. Geese will haunt you day and night. You will plant a field, but you will not eat from it because the geese will have taken all. You will woo a woman, only to see her die in a freak goose-related accident. Geese will invade your nightmares and you will awake in the middle of the night, waiting to hear that quiet 'honk'
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    The_Taste809 • 16d ago Top 1% Commenter I hate when, just because I don't have kids, my siblings think that I must want to babysit theirs. I feel your cats pain. So rude! Someone's going to get a hairball in their shoes! /jk
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    Sorceress_Of_DuskFae • 16d ago Top 5% Commenter NTA my 6yo taught our tortie kitten to jump scare/ambush people and how to generally be a complete psycho for laughs and affection. Which I remind her (the cat) when my 6yo getting a little to rowdy for even her. My kid also snuggles with her like she's a stuffie and the darn thing more or less likes it.
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    DresdenFilesBro • 16d ago • Top 5% Commenter I SUMMON CURSE OF RABB幅幅 憾 MAY THE CAT GODS JUDGE YOUR HEART AGAINST THE SCALES OF TUNA!
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    testmonkey254 • 16d ago Unbelievable May your cat always throw up on your carpet and your furniture remained scratched The council has spoken
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    AppropriateWeight630 • 16d ago I think your cat was telling you she's not going to be your babysitter anymore so cut that out. Lol idk OP get the child a stuffed animal cat. Don't use the real one.
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    CatPurrsonNo1 • 16d ago That title REALLY had me worried, but that was such a heartwarming story!! I have two boys in particular who gently squabble over who gets to cuddle with me, and I LOVE it. My tortie, OTOH, barely tolerates me, and it breaks my heart.
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    "Part 1"

    MatthewnPDX ⚫ 16d ago • You are much more patient than my mom was. That kind of performance would have gotten a very stern talking to, a shut bedroom door and being ignored for the rest of the evening. I don't know you or your family, but be careful about giving in to your child and indulging her desire to never be alone, you may be making a rod for your own back. Most children need discipline (by which I mean leadership) and consistency.
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    "Part 2"

    I have a similar issue with our young dogs, as soon as I start playing scales on the piano, they start howling, I used to open the door and let them out, but it was open and close and in and out the entire time I am practicing. I have now started ignoring them and they are now howling less, and I expect them to stop in a few more weeks. Dogs aren't kids, and you know yourself and your child, but maybe ask your mom friends, and older female relatives their advice.
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    "Part 3"

    Your cat is an elderly lady and obviously did not enjoy being conscripted to babysit.

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