“Forget you know me”: Men and women comment how they would react if their ex hit them up out of the blue in hilarious relationship thread

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    "If your ex suddenly came back and wanted to talk, what's the first thing you'd say?"
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    ClownfishSoup To Quote Captain Holt from "Brooklyn 99"; "Wait, if you're here ... then who's guarding the gates of Hades?"
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    MisterSnowman69 "Madeline. You've aged." Is still one of the best insults I have ever heard, all of his insults towards her could be used for this question.
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    NoHelicopter178 Hi! How are you? Are you going to pay me now?
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    sun_strokes1 HAHAHAH HE OWES ME 2 THOUSAND DOLLARS AND GHOSTED ME i feel your pain
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    Syuriix I managed to badger her into paying back her debt to me last year finally and it was so nice getting that check back.
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    202glewis Let me stop you right there
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    Comfortable-Guitar27 Not today, Saton.
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    Betty Boop003 I was actually looking for this exact statement because that's always my response.
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    darth-skeletor I wouldn't say anything. Here's a fun story. I broke up with my fiancé 3 months before the wedding when I found out she was cheating. A few months later I saw her standing by her car broken down on the highway. I just drove by. My only regret is that I was in the middle lane so I couldn't beep and wave.
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    Accurate-Law-555 Here is my "funny" story. Every guy that I broke up with somehow falls into money... one guy won the lottery and another got to sue and won ALOT. The other guy quit his job but somehow lands some LAND. LIKE
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    Lady-of-Shivershale One of the most satisfying moments I have ever had in my life was slamming a door in my cheating ex-husband's face. He came to the home I threw him out of 'to talk'. That door was his answer. I think I immediately broke down in the shower afterwards. But still. I got to slam a door in his face. It's a good memory.
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    DarkMatter665 Lay your eyes upon the field in which I grow my f s and see, for it is barren
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    Double-Pride-454 Hope you're doing well. But I no longer wish to associate with you.
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    tinyhorsesinmytea This is the one. It wouldn't be any different and I don't want to get used and hurt again.
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    Heavenly_Honey_ This really depends on which ex, lol. The last one wasn't so good, but we remained civil. So, I'd say "Hey, what's up?"
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    SilentSamurai I think that's where I'm at. Most exes it just wasn't going to work out, but they're still great people I want to succeed. May have been painful in the moment but now with some time Id like to think they view things the same way. Always one though. Break things off after a fight they instigated on false terms, just so they can go out with a "win." My life is better off without it.
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    PhTx3 Similar story with me. Looking back I have 2 exes that I wouldn't want to talk. And one of them is because I'd be too ashamed of my entitled self. I'd have to apologize if she suddenly popped back to my life. All my other relationships were just us wanting different things at that point in life or being incompatible as partners. I wouldn't be surprised to talk with any of them
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    KDneverleft I would remind him I still have a restraining order in effect and call the cops.
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    ItemOk8415 It's about time, I have missed you so much.
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    timetopordy So many bitter answers, this positive one took me by surprise
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    Pantaruxada i prefer the emptiness i feel when i'm alone to the sadness i feel when i'm with you
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    Separate_Emphasis_71 My ex messaged me a few times about the dog we rescued (who I keep with me) and how the dog was doing, and last night she said that we could take the dog to the dog park. I haven't responded. The last thing I want to do is spend any amount of time with her.
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    dedeenxo 5d • Just happened last week. "Forget you know me. block"

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