Employee hatches plan to make unfriendly coworkers' favorite snacks disappear: 'They started losing their minds'

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    1133 D I "I Made My Coworkers' Favorite Snacks Disappear For Over a Year" T B3
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    Let me start by saying I L-O-V-E my job. The location, the benefits, what I do, and MOST of my coworkers. We're a medium- sized tech company, and our office is within walking distance from my home,
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    and we're in my home city. I know my home city has plenty of problems, but I still love it to death as it is full of such wonderful memories for me, and I vastly prefer it over the other places I have lived around the country. During lunches, we all
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    eat together in our office. I'm a person who has always struggled socially due to difficulties communicating, but I try to make an effort with small talk since people tend to like me more if they've gotten accustomed to my antics (yeah, I know, not ideal).
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    Two of my coworkers, though, seem to be in it to rain on my parade for everything I say. They constantly on the city, saying it's overrun with crime (it's not), the food is bad, the attractions esp. if I ever mention something I like about it. No. other thing I enjoy is safe from such conversation: the books I like, the food I
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    enjoy, the movies I watch, the cartoons/anime I binge, they always find a reason to all over it, even if they brought up the topic and asked me what I liked. In their eyes, the books are bad, the food makes me snobby, the moves are garbage, the cartoons/anime are immature, even when some of them are insanely popular things.
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    One of them also will walk up whenever I'm telling a story and just loudly interrupt to ask a question to whomever I'm talking to. I'm definitely not good when it comes to interruption, and am working on improving my control, but this is just to an
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    extent that I find If I did that to someone, I'd hope they call me out on it, but I'm too cowardly to do so since I'm all too aware of how many social faux pas I commit on a daily basis.
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    So none of this is anything I can really do much about to make it stop, at least not without causing myself to lose a lot more in the process. So I've started resorting to subtle sabotage & mind-fil ry to get some payback at these coworkers to make myself feel better. Our office is across the
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    street from a grocery store where we buy snacks 2x a week. Whenever we do so, 3-5 of us go and get snacks for the whole office. I've noticed that these two coworkers enjoyed some snacks that no one else seemed to care about: a specific kind of jerky & a fancy cheese spread.
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    About a year ago, whenever I was on one of these grocery runs I'd wait until they grabbed their preferred snacks and put them in the cart, then when no one was looking I'd throw them back onto the shelves. I know that these two coworkers
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    often mentally go to another dimension when I start talking, so I'll start droning about some BS topic that I don't care about so they'll tune me out, then jerky & cheese are gone. the
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    If I'm not doing the grocery run, I'll wait until they get back and the rest of us are helping put the snacks in the office fridge/cabinets, then I'll find ways to make the snacks disappear. Sometimes I'll just tuck them away and eat them before anyone else gets a chance. Sometimes I'll give them to the office on the floor below as a gift. Sometimes if I'm working late
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    until the office cleaning people arrive, I'll give it to them while striking up a conversation. Literally anything to ensure that those two coworkers don't get their snacks. They've definitely noticed the absence, but I'm subtle enough that they haven't figured out its me. To leave some false breadcrumbs away from myself, I've made it so that sometimes when I'm one of the people shopping for groceries but they are not, their snacks arrive safely.
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    Neither one thinks a person is doing it. At first they just keep rationalizing it different ways each time, but over time they started losing their minds a little over it and keep getting bummed that they can't enjoy their snacks.
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    This has been going on for just over a year, with their specific snacks disappearing about 75% of the time. I know I'm a person for this, but its my perfect little revenge for these coworkers who also inconvenience me in such a harmless yet hurtful way.
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    This_Is_Beanz - 16 hr. ago TLDR, OP secretly removes annoying coworkers snacks from the office and they get upset. Fun little game you're playing. Glad it makes you feel better, they sound like AH. How long do you think you can keep going?
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    MercerAcolyte42 OP 16 hr. ago Indefinitely. I wasn't joking when I said they go to another dimension when I'm talking sometimes. The second time I did it, they were looking at me when I put the jerky on the shelf but didn't notice because they were so checked out. I joke to myself that my social ineptness is a superpower since it sometimes makes me invisible when I want to be :)
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    Jboyes 14 hr. ago If the interruptions continue: "Excuse me. Did you mean to put the beginning of your sentence in the middle of mine?"
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    O MercerAcolyte42 OP 13 hr. ago Next time it happens, if I was saying something important, I am 100% going to clap back with this response. Thx!!!
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    JetScreamerBaby · 15 hr. ago You should try the 'Ghost Mouse' trick. When no one is around, put a wireless USB mouse dongle in a slot at the rear of their PC, and keep the mouse in a junk drawer at your desk. Then once in a while, give the mouse a little jiggle...
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    MercerAcolyte42 OP. 13 hr. ago LOL I wish I could do that but they'd see through it instantly; everyone in the office is extremely tech savy.
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