Employee forced to go home and change after wearing shorts, proves micromanager wrong with the help of the company handbook: 'I'm changing back into my shorts'

It should not feel like a special gift to be able to wear clothing appropriate for the weather at work. Within reason, people should have the ability to wear uniforms that won't make them freeze in the cold or sweat in the heat. Of course, there is variation here based on your line of work, but at the end of the day, the ability to wear shorts on an extremely hot day should not count as an employee benefit. It's not the same thing as the free snack bar. It should be an employee right.

In this case, it actually was well within the rights of this employee to wear shorts at work, and he knew that before he chose to do so. In fact, it was his new micromanager who thought he could enforce a policy that didn't exist!

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    "You want to send me home? Sounds good!" RIC
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  • This employee was the kind of thorough person who actually knows the company handbook cover to cover. He was well aware of the policy when he decided to wear shorts on the first warm day of the year. Unfortunately, before he even clocked in, the new boss confronted the author and made him stop what he was doing, go home, and change into “more appropriate attire.” Although he tried to explain how justified he was, the employee knew that there was little likelihood that he would change his boss's mind. Besides, it would be better to show, not tell anyway!

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    So I was a sarcastic and easily annoyed guy in my 20s, and this often didn't help me get along with older or corporate types.
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    I was working at a certain pumpkin-colored big box home improvement store one spring, in the flooring department. It was just starting to get warm out and
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    the store didn't have much AC, so I was looking forward to a magical date where certain employees were allowed to switch their pants for shorts.
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    Problem is that we had a new department manager, I'll call him D, who was aggressively chasing a promotion to Assistant Manager, then store manager. He
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    thought he could accomplish that by being a super by-the-book hard and being relentlessly metrics focused. This translated into a manager who was a know- it-all, micro-managing do.
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    Anyway, I'm scheduled to open at 5am one day on the fabled day of cooler bottom-wear and I walk in all light and airy and bare-legged. D, who was overnight manager the previous night, saw me and threw a fit.
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    "Why are you out of uniform?" He asked. "I'm not. I can wear shorts starting today!" I proclaimed. "Not your position in your department. Who told you that you could?" He retorted.
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    "The employee handbook and SOP? I can show you if you don't believe me." I offered. "I know the SOP and your department doesn't get to wear shorts. That's only Garden. Go home and change right now." He demanded, face getting redder from my defiance.
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    "Ok D, if that's how you want to play it. I'll be back in an hour." I sighed. "Maybe the loss of an hour of pay will teach you something."
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    So I know better. The reason I know better is because I'm one of the weirdoes who actually read the entire Standard Operating Procedure document, the employee handbook (which is
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    actually just a subsection of the SOP), and I really hate being. wrong, so I checked the SOP before doing anything different day-to-day. In my store, the SOP was like invoking god. If the SOP said so, that won every single argument.
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    So I go home, change into pants, but bring my shorts back to work with me. By now, D.'s shift is over and I ask the new morning Manager On Duty, Daren, to meet with me.
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    "Why, what's up?" "Oh, just an SOP issue." "Oh... ok. Give me like, 10 minutes?" So I swung bynmy desk and printed out several things.
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    1. My latest pay stub that included my official job title and department number. 2. The company directory that listed the department names and their associated numbers.
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    3. The SOP that dealt with when and which departments/employees can wear shorts. 4. The annual email from the Regional VP confirming which departments could wear shorts starting when,
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    which also included the line "and this letter is to be posted at the time clock between the dates of II 5. The SOP detailing the company transportation and mileage reimbursement policy.
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    6. A Google maps route that mirrored the route I take to and from work, with the total mileage highlighted.
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    So, I meet with Daren and explained what happened and handed him each page in turn as they became relevant. At the end, we agreed that I was right on every single account and asked me what I wanted.
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    1. I want the time. I was turned away before I could clock in so I want to be paid starting at 5am. Feel free to check the CCTV if you want to confirm when I arrived.
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    2. I want the mileage, because D sent me on essentially a company errand with my own vehicle through no fault of my own. 3. I want this letter posted at the clock, like it says it's supposed to be.
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    4. I want you to talk to D about this, because I told him this was the SOP before he sent me home. 5. I'm changing back into my shorts.
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    "All of that sounds more than fair. Get the paperwork for the clock adjustment and mileage to me today and I'll sign it."
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    The letter mysteriously went missing from the time clock the next day, but I replaced it everyday until I happened to see Dt angrily it off the board and throw it away. I reported that as well and the letter stopped going missing.
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    He didn't talk to me much and I was tranferred to another department a month later, so all in all win-win I think.
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  • Several members of the online community weighed in with their reactions to this bogus micromanager's unnecessary behavior. We have to tip our hats to the author of this tale, who never wavered in his pursuit to prove to his skeptical boss that he had, in fact, done nothing wrong.

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    [deleted] ⚫ Hilarious that 'D' thought that being by-the-book *really* meant being a humorless hardass to his EMPLOYEES while HE was fine with violating company rules by hiding that he was lying and in the wrong.
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    [deleted] ⚫ And that's how you get d bosses to follow company rules. Good on you!!!
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    Murwiz It sounds like D got ... puts on sunglasses the shorts end of the stick.
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