'You beat him at his own game': Boyfriend hilariously asserts dominance over girlfriend's territorial cat by taking matters into his own hands

Well, feline fam, just when you think you've seen it all, the internet surprises you with something new. We literally spend hours each day scouring the interwebz for the silliest, craziest, funniest, and most bizarre feline stories to share with you, but we have never seen something like this before. We've written many stories about cats ending relationships, or troublesome felines disliking their pawrent's partner, but we've never seen a boyfriend take such dramatic action over the matter itself. He literally took matters into his own hands.

His girlfriend's cat was marking his territory constantly all over his stuff. To be fair, it was an older, male cat, so these types do have the tendency to warm up slower to men. However, he lost three backpacks and a pair of shoes, so he decided that enough was enough. Fast forward to now, and the cat is in love with him. His girlfriend even complains that he now feels like "his cat". Scroll down to read the full story below!

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The line between genius and madness is a thin one. We're not really sure on which side of the line this idea falls, but if it works, it works. No one was harmed in the making of this story and everything worked out for the best. Now that's a happy ending.
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You also couldn't pay us to admit this, certainly not on the internet where someone (like us) can find it and share it with thousands of people. Well, to each their own.
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