22 Laughable Dad Tweets for Wholesome Fathers Flexing Their Funny Bone (April 25, 2025)

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    ericsmithrocks "I think I could survive in the world of The Last of Us," I think to myself as I place a Breathe Right strip on my nose, so my loud snoring doesn't startle my wife tonight.
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    Benny Boy @Camel Crushin I turned subtitles on for everything and never looked back.
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    Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H Second grader is sad that tomorrow is his last pajama day at school, but then I told him about college.
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    stoned cold fox @roastmalone_ weekends as an adult are neat because you can either do all your errands or you can do the things you enjoy but either way it's the wrong choice
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    MisterD @MisterD78UK You can be having the nicest day and then you have to print something and you know your day is about to fall apart real fast
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    Jay Humor @jayweingarten After I drink coffee I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
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    trash jones @jzux no YOU have a train of thought. i have a little bicycle of thought with a monkey on it
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    Daddy Go Fish @daddygofish my sister-in-law: I'm having a hard time finding happiness. my 10yo: you should go to the corner store and get a blue slurpee.
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    jamaljimoh FaceTime with a toddler is like an episode of MTV Cribs shot in the style of Blair Witch Project.
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    Bob Golen @BobGolen I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said, "The one from Sesame Street." They told me, "He doesn't count!" I replied, "I assure you, he does."
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    ror @freerorrr "Whats stopping you from-" listen i am so so sleepy
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    josueosoriano > Singledadlife Trying to flirt after 40 as a single dad: "Hey, you smell nice... what detergent is that?"
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    still. @_vicdagoat today i asked my nephew (3) "what do you want uncle vic to get you for your birthday?" he thought for a bit then said, "a robot dinosaur" i replied, "ok, and if uncle vic can't find that, what do you want?" he said, "find it"
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    dustinnickerson ❤ Google maps needs a "avoid school zones during drop off and pick up hours" feature
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    Stiff Yellow Sock @dankcharnley your password must contain a character... with a tragic backstory
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    thecatwhisprer Apparently the quickest way to offend a 10-year-old is to ask if they need a kids menu.
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    trash jones @jzux me: if you can't handle me in my pajamas you don't deserve me in my business casual HR on zoom call: yeah so this is actually what we wanted to talk to you about
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    tessholliday ❤ I would pay endless money for a blue scooby doo gummy
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    henpecked_hal Welcome to parenthood. The expression "slept like a baby" doesn't mean what you think it means.
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    Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy I don't wanna party like it's 1999, I want to pay my bills like it's 1999
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    dadandburied ❤ On weekends, my parenting style basically boils down to "whatever, man, you do you"

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