35+ Memes A-Blowin in the Wind

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    Settlers: "My family has been here for 100 years! Natives:
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    Therapist: don't judge yourself Me at 3am: e made with mematic HPM Welcomes You स्वागतम् liPM 911 202
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    keely fIAHHHHHHHerty → @keelyflaherty you can tell everything you need to know about a person by whether they think "GG" stands for "gilmore girls" or "gossip girl" Me who thinks it stands for Good Game made with mematic
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    Behold a Square A shape with four sides of equal length, with four right angles.
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    u/Big-D_OdoubleG⚫5h S7 Awards My wife forgot to leave for me the carseat to take our son to the babysitter's house. This is the picture I sent when she asked how I was going to get him there. I then turned off my phone for the next 4 hours. WOR
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    plutoarttv Follow prometheus: hot take, the greek gods: no give that back
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    Dude. Did you seriously just abandon me at the outskirts of the grazing area? You KNOW that I'm at increased risk of predation as one of the weaker + sicklier members of the herd. 17:17 11/10/22 Twitter Web App 1.659 Retweets 30 Quote Tweets 14,6K Likes someoneintheshadow456 Follow When you leave your introvert friend at the party to get drinks.
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    @Hys3x i was makin hamburger helper and forgot to add milk now this stuff tastes like cargo pants 11:19 PM 5/20/22 Twitter for iPhone 810 Retweets 141 Quote Tweets 9,110 Likes DANGER @David Anderson 5/21/22 Why do you know what cargo pants taste like?? 4 1731 513 山 hys @Hys3x-5/21/22 i be in situations 14 17308 4,448 ↑ <] 600 <]
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    derrick knopsnyder @derrickknopsny1 Placing Super Bowl bets today I asked my wife "Heads or Tails for the coin toss?" My wife said "Tails! Because cats have tails!" Which would be solid logic if they didn't also have heads.
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    state of the world? bad mental health? also bad but still, we charge forward
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    Roxi Horror @roxiqt You get home from work. The house smells like I've been cooking. You ask how my day was. I wink at you & say I have a surprise. I take your hand & lead you into the bedroom. You notice that I've lit six candles to really set the mood. I put on my Ronald McDonald mask and- Darren Rovell @darrenrovell. 19h McDonald's to sell limited edition six-pack of candles that smell like Quarter Pounder ingredients: Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion & Beef. MM Sesame Seed MMM Osions Pickles K
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    WHO DOES IT? Every evening a pepper falls down the chimney I worship the lord and have never made an enemy. WHO'S DOING IT? ing I HATE YOU Caught Throuing I HAVE A ONE OF A KIND RELATIONSHIP WITH CHRIST, HE HAS HARMED PEOPLE FOR ME, HE CAN FIND YOU IN ANY TOWN AND I SUGGEST YOU END YOUR CAMPAIGN Lets Talk about This: (412) 552-3083 @TRUEWAGNER
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    When they email me back but spell my name wrong even though my name is in my signature
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    chewedcorn Follow Aug 12, 2021 christ on a cracker (the last supper, oil on saltine)
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    "OME TO NIGHT Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio If I could offer my two cents here, *just absolutely thwaps two pennies into your forehead with an incredible wind-up throw* 1:00 PM - 2023-06-23 38.4K Views 401 Retweets 5 Quotes 1,468 Likes 25 Bookmarks
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    Professor: One of the oldest known symbols, the ouroboros, is a serpent eating its own tail. It symbolizes the endless cycle of life, death, and rebirth. me taking notes: snake donut forever
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    How stupid people think 1 am How stupid I actually am
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    VRTONATURA The CryptoNaturalist @CryptoNature One day, your skull will be as empty as a conch shell on a fence post, full of wind and gentle quiet. Today, it's a cauldron of ghosts. Flesh and electricity. Water and memory. A machine that makes reality. Now. Here. Your skull is the garden where fact flowers into meaning.
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    Maureen Langloss @MaureenLangloss Follow Did you happen to lose a gigantic bag of carrots on the streets of NYC? Because I found it. 3:19 PM 2023-12-13 from Earth 1.2M Views
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    Jonathan Edward Durham @thisoneØverhere I identify heavily with the seagull because if I was gifted the miracle of flight, I too would probably just use it to steal French fries all day long
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    The awkward moment when you drop the remote on the floor and you're trying to get it without actually having to get off the couch.
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    rat boy @jnudey please excuse me while i search for a new psychiatrist From Behavioral Health Education Services. Justin has an appt with Dr. Marshall on Monday, October 7 at 12:45 PM. Reply to confirm date and time. peepee poopoo Justin, this is not an automated message. Should we consider this a confirmation for said time and date? oh my god i'm so sorry. yes, tomorrow at 12:45 works fine Delivered
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    Gennette Cordova @GNCordova I just learned that the full Oscar Wilde quote about imitation is "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness." That last part... it matters.
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    In "Avatar" the main characters, Renuni and Janino, are so forgettable that you just believed that those were their names.
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    Me: I can't wait to bust out my cute fall outfits! My fall outfits: @oneawkwardmom 1972 OLYMPICS
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    On Ya A ! @BlankChexkYB Some little white girl (between 8 and 10) in Starbucks just looked up at me and said: "Whoa, a beautiful chocolate man" is the And her dad literally grabbed her arm and said " Emily what the f matter with you"
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    THE NEVERENDING STORY AS A KID THE NEVERENDING STORY AS AN ADULT IGATOTALLYAWESOMESOS
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    for you i would.
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    netflix and............ rest your head on my chest while i run my fingers through your hair continuously
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    I'M SORRY I DIDN'T ANSWER MY PHONE WHEN YOU CALLED. I DON'T USE IT FOR THAT.
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    WITHOUT OBJECTIVE MORALITY SWISS MISS macaroni & Easy CHеese мас MARSHMALLOW 3.5 The HOS LOX OF MIX. original CARS ANYTHING IS PERMISSIBLE
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    No matter what society says, it's okay to be like, "Nah that ain't for me".
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    Disassociating is so wild because who tf just drove this car for the past 12 minutes.
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    Not to be flirty, but I'd make u a grilled cheese at Зат ALL YOU CAN ER
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    If by clubbing you mean eating club sandwiches, then yes, I love clubbing
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    With the birth of this baby, the Fast and Furious saga will extend until 2080
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    Sorry, WE ARE CLOSED Due To SHORT STAFF Hire +Aller STAFF CAUSE I need A taco !
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    With everything going on, you'd think America is cursed or something. Like it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. Oh, wait...
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    Adulthood isn't always work and bills sometimes it's....... Meat and cheese on a piece of wood

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