25 Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (May 25, 2025)

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Briana Viser • Writer and Editor
May 25, 2025 1:00 PM EDT

Salutations, mothers of the internet. Welcome back to another edition of motherhood mania. Children can be a lot of things – adorable, hilarious, pugnacious, bratty, or insightful, but there's no denying their chaos. Even the well-behaved children are still a handful to deal with. The ins and outs of parenting are like waves of giddiness, mixed with unfathomable feelings of love, yet strangely frustrated and at the brink of a mental breakdown. Whether you're a working mom, or stay at home mom, your life is never easy. Working moms have a break from their kids, but it adds an extra layer of stress to haul them to school or daycare while you're away. You come home to more work after your 8 hour shift. Stay at home moms are still working all day, and it can be tiresome to have a child with you 24/7. When dad comes home you eagerly plop your baby in his arms, just gnawing to have some alone time. 

For exhausted mothers who need a bit of laughter to get them through the day, scroll through these hilarious motherhood tweets to remember that you're not alone in the world, and that misery loves company. 

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  • 01
    SARCASTIC SM MOMMY Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked. •1
    via @sarcasticmommy4

  • These really hit the nail on the head of humor when you're a mother raising wile children, chaotic creatures, and tiny tots. Having kids is a big decision, and not one that you can change your mind on. 

  • 02
    No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards My wife asked me to grab her something from the hotel breakfast, and when I asked for suggestions, she said "you know what I like." I've never been so scared in my whole life.
    via @byclintedwards
  • 03
    Rachel Sobel @whinecheezits If you don't think that motherhood is totally gangster, then you must not know about the underground gift bag recycling operation we are a part of. I haven't bought a gift bag since 2008.
    via @whinecheezits
  • 04
    Meg St-Esprit @MegStEsprit Thought it was really hip our high school marching band played Blink-182 last night. "It's nice they play more modern music, ours only played oldies," I found myself thinking. Then it hit me.
    via @MegStEsprit
  • 05
    David Moscrop @David_Moscrop Every time I read some weekend column about a boomer struggling to retire on $100,000 a year and a multi-million dollar home, I'm reminded that my retirement plan is to di in the climate wars.
    via @David_Moscrop
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    Atypical Erin ⭑ @atypical.erin The only thing I hate more than making phone calls is typing in passwords with a remote.
    via @atypical.erin
  • 07
    Mike Primavera @primawesome When I'm exhausted after a long day of staring at computer screens for work, I'll spend a few hours staring at computer screen for pleasure. •1
    via @primawesome
  • 08
    Simon Holland @simoncholland The worst part of leaving the grocery store is the text from your wife asking if you are still at the store as you drive away.
    via @simoncholland
  • 09
    Laura Marie @lmegordon The people at the doctor's office just tried to reassure me that my son isn't the worst kid they've ever seen by telling me a story about the time a kid yanked a banner down from the ceiling. What they didn't realize was it was a story about my kid.
    via @lmegordon
  • 10
    a goose @nikkifranki i love when vets knock before they come into the room. like yes my dog is n ked but she also arrived that way
    via @nikkifranki
  • 11
    B @DontWorry BoutB I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3pm & sit down the rest of the day.
    via @DontWorry
  • 12
    Tracie Breaux @traciebreaux 22 i My kids brought me a mint to try. I commented that it tasted like toothpaste and they said it was hard toothpaste they scraped out of the sink and rolled into mint b lls and they want me to be an investor. They call them Breath Bolls and DOES ANYBODY WANT TO ADOPT SOME KIDS •1
    via @traciebreaux
  • 13
    Kristen @Kica333 My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn't pay bills.
    via @Kica333
  • 14
    Abby Jimenez @AuthorAbby Jim I'm going to a party. Do you have any good conversation stoppers? Don't you mean starters? No. Stoppers. Definitely stoppers.
    via @AuthorAbby
  • 15
    Yukon Gold @GrahamKritzer Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year- old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.
    via @GrahamKritzer
  • 16
    Brianne M. Kohl @BrianneKohl My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion. ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.
    via @BrianneKohl
  • 17
    kidversations @kidversations_ Me: Do you want to wear shoes or sandals? Toddler: A hat! - reasons parents are late
    via @kidversations_
  • 18
    trash jones @jzux "save money by going out less!" you have severely underestimated my ability. to spend money staying in
    via @jzux
  • 19
    Abby Jimenez @AbbyJimenez763 STRANGER: Hey, is that guy bothering you? ME: Yeah, but he's my husband so I signed up for this.
    via @AbbyJimenez763
  • 20
    Simon Holland @simoncholland I've entered it online twice. Submitted a picture of the card online, and just handed you the physical card and watched you make a copy but sure, doctor's office, I'd love to write my insurance ID number on these three forms.
    via @simoncholland
  • 21
    Brian Reynolds @Mydar Remember when u were little & u'd fall on the trampoline & everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's being an adult.
    via @Mydar
  • 22
    Mel Robbins @melrobbins You call it eating 5 boxes of Girl Scout cookies alone, I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs. •1
    via @melrobbins
  • 23
    @itssherifield @itssherifield I patiently sat through a 75 hour story about my daughter's dream and then said wow daddy would love to hear this.
    via @itssherifield
  • 24
    Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Doctor: Your bl d pressure is a little high. Me: I have 4 kids. Two are in college. One just got his driver's license and my youngest is about to become a teenager. Doctor: Me: Doctor: Your bl d pressure is a ◆ttle low.
    via @RodLacroix
  • 25
    Stephanie Ortiz ❤ @Six Pack Mom I knew that parenting would be challenging, but I definitely wasn't prepared for the dismaying amount of blatant thievery of spoons, Scotch tape, & iPhone chargers.
    via @Six Pack Mom

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