Motherhood Tweets That Capture the Trials and Tribulations of Raising Tykes and Tots (June 11, 2025)

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    1 redyellowgreendance @RYGdance @redyellowgreendance I don't know who needs to hear this, but the worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that you like how they're playing nicely together.
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    1 The ParentNormal PARENTNORMAL @ParentNormal When my kids assure me they will clean up their mess, I know what my dentist must feel when I assure him I will floss.
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    Me: How was your day? My 8th grader: Hey, can you NOT volunteer at 8th grade class night? MOB TRUTHS
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    I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids My kid does an amazing old lady impression with a toothless grin, a pretend cane, a bent posture and says in her old lady voice "I was born in 1983"
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    Kristen | Driving Mom Crazy @DrivingMomBlog The amount of work I have to put in just > to do a mediocre job at parenting/ IG/FB: @drivingmomcrazy housekeeping/handling life in general is unreal.
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    MIDWEST Jenna S. @Thatmidwestmom holding space for my bank account during this time of the year. IG @thatmidwestmom that MIDWEST mom
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    ANXIOUSL EVER AFTER No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards 6yo asked for a treat, and I said "we're out. We'll get some at the store tomorrow" and she said "no we're not! Mom has chocolate behind the washing machine" and I kid you not, my wife's soul fell from her body because somehow the kids found her private stash of Lindor truffles.
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    1 MIDWEST тот Jenna S. @Thatmidwestmom The parade was nice but do you know what would have made it better? Snoop Dogg. that MIDWEST mom
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    That Mom Tho @mom_tho > every season is spooky season when you're constantly thinking the hair on your shoulder is a giant tarantula
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    SNARK snarkandlemons 1h I started using Santa threats this morning so let's just say fall is here.
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    People now: Life lately. 10 pic update of the last 3 months. *stories saw it first* Me, in 2006: Here are 114 photos from last night. I'll post again at this time tomorrow. @mommywinetime >
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    MIDWEST тот Jenna S. @Thatmidwestmom Absolutely no one: IG @thatmidwestmom My 5 year old: are you LITERALLY serious? Did you LITERALLY just see that? Can I LITERALLY buy this? Literally literally LITERALLY. that MIDWEST mom
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    MIDWEST тот Jenna S. @Thatmidwestmom @chappellroan has single handedly taught my kid her alphabet this year and I don't think she is getting enough credit. Most specifically with the letters H,O,T,T,O,G,O! IG @thatmidwestmom that MIDWEST mom
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    < Satirical Mommy @SatiricalMommy SATIRICAL MOMMY Kid: We never have anything good to eat! Me: Go shake your car seat out.

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