Dad: Son, I am so disappointed in you right now. Brother: What? Why? Dad: When you went off to school I told you to do two things. What were they? Brother: Don't fail any classes and don't come back with a stupid neckbeard. Dad: And what did you do? Brother: ...Came back with a stupid neckbeard.
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'You want me to resign? Well, good luck without me!': Disrespected engineer refuses to take on project during vacation, hands in resignation the day he comes back to work
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New employee gets forgotten after boss is fired, collects paycheck with no work to do for months: 'I'm riding the wave till it crests'
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40-year-old allows 35-year-old sister to pay her mortgage and avoid foreclosure, refuses to attend youngest sibling's baby shower at her house 6 months later: 'She couldn't imagine being in Sally's home after what she did to her'
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'I deleted his name': Overachieving high school student removes partner's name on group project after he refused to do any work, partner gets a failing grade
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