Entitled woman makes a scene while repeatedly trying to cut the deli line for potato wedges, man in front of her waits for a fresh batch to be made, then orders all of them out of spite, leaving her furious and empty-handed: 'HE DID WHAT!?!?'

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  • “He did WHAT!?!?”

    It wasn't a long line; I was 4th or 5th in line & the last person in it. Up walks Some Lady (that's what I'll call her) and what I presumed to be her daughter or granddaughter.
  • Anyway, SL keeps trying to "jump the line" each time a person was served, and the patient deli worker kept telling her she needed to wait her turn, with SL getting more & more frustrated that she could not just do what she wanted.
  • Guy before me goes, and I hear her telling her daughter/granddaughter "This is ridiculous. I just want some wedges..."...this being Petty Revenge, we know exactly what I planned to do upon hearing that...
  • Finally, we get to my turn, and she tries to jump AGAIN, only this time I pipe up and let her know the end of the line is behind me.
  • She did not like that AT ALL, exclaiming "this is bulls ! It's 1st come, 1st serve!" The worker and I just stared at her until she walks back to her Irritation Area off to the side, and I see there are scant few potato wedges available.
  • So! I tell the worker I'll need more than what's available, and he says they'll need to drop some more. About a 5 minute wait (it was longer than that, closer to 10 as it turns out).
  • Knowing what the lady wants and that it's not there, I say he can help her. They go through the same process, which irritates her further, but says something like "Fine! Might as well at this point!" and steps aside in a huff.
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  • New wedges are brought out, and I see her start to move like she's going to jump in front of me, but I remind her I'm next to order.
  • Deli Guy asks how much I want (usually in pounds), and I quietly say "I want all of the wedges".
  • "All of them?" "ALL of them..." He cracks a bit of a smile and says "Sure thing!" and gathers them up for me.
  • I start to walk away, slowly, so I can see the aftermath, and SHRILLY she shouts "HE DID WHAT!?!?", and whips her head around to me.
  • I wish I could say I locked eyes with her & ate a wedge right in her face, but alas that idea came to me as I recounted the tale to my wife at home.
  • Best $14 I ever spent.
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  • Johnny_Wish_Bone As someone who has worked in a deli, I have had similar things happen to me. I can with confidence say, you made that deli workers day by doing that! I guarantee that guy still tells people about the time an inconsiderate customer got her comeuppance!
  • Not_Apllicable She clearly doesn't understand what 1st come 1st serve means
  • FormInternational583 You taught her the lesson of patience, but I very much think it won't wedge itself into her consciousness.
  • ExiledCanuck So she said "it's first come first serve".... With a straight face, while trying to budge in line?? LMAO Oh man, thank you, Thank You, THANK YOU! For buying all those wedges!
  • xubax Someone (this is my wife's story) tried to cut in front of the line of people at the express coffee line of a Dunkin' Donuts saying, "I just want to get a coffee." Someone else told them, "We ALL just want to get a coffee, get back in line."
  • Former-Fig3342 I would have willingly went broke buying all the wedges.
  • heynonnynonnomous I miss the days where you just took a number.
  • Hey Hey Hey Heywood "her Irrritation Area" is a good one. Like there should be signage.

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