'Guess who is lonely and pathetic': 29 Excellent posts to carry you through the day

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    Me watching someone who makes twice my salary struggle to save a PDF @corporatedudes
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    *Looks at phone to see what time it is* *Puts phone away* Me: So what time is it? My brain: Good question.
  • 03
    Pretty sure Michael Myers is the baggage guy at the airport now.
  • 04
    KT @justaKandaT eBay: "Hey, check out this cool VINTAGE item from the early 2000s!" Me: ...and I took that personally
  • 05
    WHAT MY MICROWAVE SEES WHEN I'M 8 TEQUILA SHOTS DEEP AND TRYING TO REHEAT LEFTOVER FRIES I ALREADY DROPPED TWICE.
  • 06
    O REFRIGERATE AFTER OPENING USE WITHIN 2-3 DAYS AFTER OPENING ber 4 Gerber OPEN Gerber NEW! BEEFY 5-LAYER BURRITO TACO BELL
  • 07
    All Day ALL DAY @allday 2026 in 4 months? bro i havent processed anything since 2020 can u please wait
  • 08
    driflloon me looking at the board in class, not taking anything in
  • 09
    Tony Hawk, Age 4.
  • 10
    cool lobster who smokes @lobstadelic when someone asks "how's work?" JESUS CHRIST THE SAME YESTERDAY, TODAY AND FOREVER
  • 11
    rapscalliousgoblin Follow the real reason howl kept his castle moving was tax evasion never-forget-viva-la-pluto Follow This sounds like a joke but I read the book this is the literal reason
  • 12
    Me: "I'm actually feeling pretty good today" My brain 5 seconds later: WHO IS AND GUESS LONELY PATHETIC
  • 13
    Hot Topic then vs. Hot Topic now OH ZA
  • 14
    what exactly do you mean by "working" US $9.52 89-91614-41% Working Lemarchand's Lament Configuration Lock Puzzle Box from Hellraiser 1/7 131
  • 15
    13.99 GREAT FOR KIDS! obvious plant Funeral Kazoo Comforting sound! Drowns outsobs and wails! Better than bagpipes! Sorry for you loss
  • 16
    When you're in absolutely no condition to drink anymore and your mate asks you if you want another drink
  • 17
    Me when I first started my job: Me now:
  • 18
    Seb @EditedBySeb Tibetan Foxes look like someone tried to draw a normal fox & couldn't get the face right 2:26 PM 23 Jun 19 Twitter for Android . 5,921 Retweets 23.4K Likes
  • 19
    WHEN YOU SEE ANOTHER SPOOKY PERSON BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS:
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    me telling my friends mental how i deal with my own health is important mental health and they should take care of themselves
  • 21
    My GF: OMG don't touch me your hands are freezing! Me: They're not that cold. My hands:
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    Self-fulfillment needs Potatoes Psychological needs Basic needs
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    D D во
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    ME BUYING CONCERT TICKETS FINDING A WAY TO GET THERE CHECKING IF I HAVE WORK SAVING MONEY
  • 25
    If you see a closed down "Church's Chicken" you are somewhere you don't need to be.
  • 26
    Me: I'll stop reading at 11 Clock: 11:02 Me: oops too late better stop at 12
  • 27
    "You are strong. You are fast. And you WILL catch that squirrel tomorrow."
  • 28
    when you push the vacuum cleaner over a spot of dirt and you hear that crackle
  • 29
    when im getting a snack at 3 am and i hear a ghost knock something over COME FIGHT ME IN THE DARK.

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