Dog mom accosted by entitled woman with unruly off-leash dogs has most hilarious tirade steeped in delicious sarcasm, Internet is obsessed: ‘LOL! Best rant ever.’

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    "So sorry!"

    Woman, dog mom, happily petting her dog laughing and baby talking
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    I wanted to apologize to the lady out with her dogs this weekend. I was out with everyone else strolling along the river in the nice weather when your
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    dogs approached. As it's the law, there were people everywhere including kids, elderly, and physically dis ed as well as tons of
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    dogs, I had my dog leashed. I was woefully, inexcusably unaware that you actually own the river. I didn't know rules don't apply to you.
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    I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't know how special you were or I would have kicked my dog into the river and genuflected. When your unleashed,
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    unsupervised dogs ran right into my dog's face, I should have ordered him to roll over and be attacked, naturally offering myself for attacking as well.
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    You were, of course, perfectly right when you ran up yelling at me to get my dog that was leashed and sitting staring at your dogs in confusion. And
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    when you grabbed your dogs and said you'd left the leash behind, I obviously should have immediately ran and collected it for you. I was clearly in the
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    wrong for saying that it should have been on your dogs and totally deserved the nasty look you gave me. Please forgive me. Now that I know how special
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    you are, I'm anxiously waiting for the next rain, just so I can lay myself over any mud puddles for m'lady.
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    Woman walking her dog on a leash at a park on a nice weather day
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    RetiredHomeEcTchr LOL! Best rant ever. Your way with words is just wonderful. Please stop before self- flagellation.
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    Head_Razzmatazz7174 Sarcasm detected and highly approved.
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    Frequent Couple5498 I thought OP was genuinely apologizing to someone and then realized the cheeky rant that it was. I love it! Sorry you and your dogs had to deal with m'lady and her dogs but I quite enjoyed your rant. Thanks for the , I needed it.
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    ZirDiv Ah rage prose mi favorito

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