(My parents before I was born) Dad: I think you should have a natural birth. Mom: Ok, I'll go natural. As long as you promise that when I'm laying in the hospital bed, I can put my hand out, and you can put your balls in it, and I can squeeze as hard as I can. (Needless to say, my mother had an epidural with me and my sister.)
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