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Run from a leopard, who's literally just a large house cat? Run from a majestic jaguar, after his majesty graces us with his meowsmerizing purresence? And, seriously, run from a cheetah? We couldn't even run more than 10 feet before it catches up to us in a millisecond.
No, we will not run from these cutie patootie cats. In fact, we will do the opposite. We will pspsps any cat we see - and that includes big cats, like the leopard, cheetah, and jaguar. Just… c'mere little cutie pie! Pspsps over here and let us pet you. Your fur is soft and beautiful. No, we don't mind being your next lunch, just get over here you beautiful soul.
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Tigers are definitely one of these big animals that are under the umbrella category of “If not friend, why friend-shaped?”. Right along them in this wholly wholesome dangerous list, there are:
Bears - walking plushies with homicide DLC.
Hippos - forbidden water cows with anger issues.
Wolves - friend-shaped if you ignore the “apex predator” part.
Snow Leopards - literal cloud floofs of death.
Moose - looks like a gentle forest uncle, but is actually a menace.
Orcas - smiling, intelligent, apex everything. Will eat you. -
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Cheetahs are the most house cat of the big cats out there in the wild. Did you know that cheetahs actually meow? They're literally just a big, lean, and mean house cat in a cute outfit. Oh, and did you know they also purr? See? Just a big house cat with the case of extra zoomies.
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