Programming is Like Sex

‘Count me out…’: Man expects rent-free accommodation in brother's new home despite years of estrangement 1

'Out of touch with reality': Customer tries to order 800 pieces of chicken and 5 sheet cakes with zero advance notice 2

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 3

‘No, it's mine': Teenager wins $1000 in town raffle, father and new wife demand she give it all to them 4

Work demands employee pay for personal calls, employee demands payment for calls they take outside of working hours: 'I should be getting overtime each time I pick up the phone' 5

'The guy wanted that go-kart': Go-kart employee stunned by oblivious customer's odd request 6

30 People share the stupidest things they ever witnessed : 'I saw a woman ditch her stroller with the child inside because a bee was flying nearby' 1

'My sugar free soda has sugar in it': Top Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (May 6, 2024) 2

'No one here has the password': Network employee gets laid off in downsizing move, company realizes he has all the master passwords 3

‘Let’s save our time and end this interview': Job candidate walks out of interview after being grilled by interviewer who undermined their experience for the job and demanded they up their game 4

'I can mimic that sound perfectly': 20+ Crafty workplace pranks that totally fooled coworkers 5

Entitled Karen blocks dude's driveway during school pickup, he blocks her right back: 'Ma'am I live here and I'd like to get into my garage' 6