Sales manager embarrasses himself while on the phone with a long-time client by accidentally saying “I love you,” they all laugh it off, but HR still gives him 2 write-ups: ‘Basically had to convince them not to fire me’

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TIFU by saying "I Love You" to a client on a call

This is actually a pretty and funny wholesome one that went sideways but to give some context, I work in national account sales management, and I have kind of a short list of regular clients and several people at each company I communicate with and have known for several years, so they are very informal conversations depending on the person.
This morning, I had to call one of my larger clients very first thing over something kind of urgent. I was in the car with my wife going to the gym early, and I was in total cruise control trying to drive and talk while still waking up. I'm a male in my early 30's and she's maybe a few years older than me, but I've worked and talked with her almost weekly for years.
At the end of the call I was ending things and it just kind of slipped out and said "I love you" like I was talking to my wife. The second I said it I was like OH NO. And the client I was talking with (who knew my wife was in the car and has met her) sarcastically responded "awhhhh! Love you too... but isnt (my wifes name) in the car?" and they both just started making fun of me. Embarassing, but it was funny.
But where it became an issue is that all of my calls from my business number are recorded, monitored, or occasionally audited. Apparently... that call got spot checked because I told people about what happened and told them to go listen to the recording.
Where it went sideways and why I got a very strict warning from HR is the fact my wife verbally said the name of a product we have that is partially NDA protected, and then I got a secondary warning for "potentially infringing upon client relationships" and they were de d serious about reprimanding me for that. My VP basically had to convince them not to fire me over that.
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z3n777 the i love you slip up is hilarious but hr is definitely only mad about whatever your wife said in the background.
LargePrompt5840 "because I told people about what happened and told them to go listen to the recording." No. That's a bad salesman. Bad.
Embarrassed-Back-553 the client hitting him with "but isnt your wife in the car?" is the kind of emotional damage you dont recover from on a monday morning
Cosmic Journey_42 the wife thinking it was funny is the real NDA violation. she's never letting you live this down. that's a life sentence not a write up
lollipopfiend123 Ages ago my boss was recovering from surry and on fairly heavy pain meds. His wife had confiscated his blackberry but he found it and started answering emails. Signed one of them (to a vendor) "love (his name)." luckily she quickly figured out what must have happened and just thought it was hilarious.
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