Texting dad. Me: Hi, how are you guys doing? Dad: Hi, honey, having fun! Dog rolled in pile of s**t during walk, mom very angry, kicked him into public pond to wash, got very dirty too. House smells like s**t after their return. Hope you're having just as much fun.
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