Philosoraptor: Flat-Chested Mutants

35+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week (November 23, 2024) 1

Mom demands teenage son give up dinner for 6-year-old brother, flips out when he refuses: 'When I said I was starving, I meant it' 2

Gold-digging fiancé insists his name be put on the title of his future wife's late mother's house, only proposed after she was willed the house: 'He had brought a real estate lawyer to the house, and arranged for the legal process to start' 3

17-year-old refuses to spend Thanksgiving with her mom and her new boyfriend, mom calls her selfish and disrespectful: 'Spending Thanksgiving with a man I barely know and his children is not my ideal scenario' 4

New mom names daughter after late mother-in-law, offends husband's step mom who was her nemesis: 'I will not change my child's name because it hurts her feelings' 5

Dad protests when parents babysit his sister's 6-year-old and 2-year-old weekly, but refuse to watch his kids more than twice a year: 'They are enjoying life and burning all their money' 6

27 Gen X Memes for 80s Kids Raised on Hose Water (November 21, 2024) 1

35+ Memes For The People 2

21 Introvert Memes for Grateful Loners Canceling Plans This Week (November 22, 2024) 3

Almost 40 Memes That Show Promise 4

30 Memes to Mentally Prepare for the Weekend 5

26 Student Memes to Help You Haha Your Way Through Morning Lecture (November 21, 2024) 6