ScarredForLife's mom hates the horny liars

*while sitting in the car with my mom* Mom: ...So have you thought about sex? Me: WHAT?! Mom: I'm just asking! Because some day there will be a boy who interests you and says he's clean, BUT HE'S NOT. HE'S JUST A HORNY LIAR LIKE THE REST OF THEM.
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