Your Mom Is On Social Media, Time To Abort!

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  • 01

    Your Mom's Lucky Weed

    Text - shared Tommy Chong's photo. 17 hrs YOU'VE BEEN PASSED THE LUCKY BUD SHARE THIS AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK Like Comment Share That's not a 4 leaf clover Mom. 14 hrs Like 1 What is it???? 3 hrs Like thats weed. Something some people smoke it to get high. 3 hrs Like OMG I didn't know. LOL!!! It's pretty though 2 hrs Like Lol. 2 hrs Like Mom you shared it from Tommy Chong's page 1 hr Like No hun, it was on facebook. I don't even know who Tommy Chong is. ??????? 46 mins Like
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  • 02

    Mom and Grandma Are Totally Ruining Your Game

    Text - March 1- |and Leslie Having a lovely time with Vanessal was so much eye candy?! - at Babbo Italian Eatery. Like Comment Share Who knew there Vanessa| |Beth and Cindy like this. Eye candy? March 1 at 7:19pm Like Dont worry mom, the eye candy was sarcasm... Nothing but old couples March 1 at 7:24pm Like And what's wrong with old couples? March 2 at 5:46am- Like Absolutely nothing Grandma March 2 at 9:04am Like Write a comment...
  • 03

    Take That, Dad Jokes!

    Text - afternoonsnoozebutton dkf-4 Source: alekshdfilms thisgingerischronic alekshdfilms one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat mom jokes> dad jokes 178,144 notes
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    Way To Blow Up My Spot, Mom

    Product - Tiffany if you put your April baby on video counting to 10 by herself it would go viral. People are amazed at Xander copying me lol! Truly astonishing 3 hours ago Like pac My April baby Thomas counts to 10 by himself as well 1 hour ago Like 1 Well my son ran into a wall today while wearing a bucket on his head
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  • 05

    Get Some Ice On That Burn

    Text - Jordan http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jordan Jordan ud www.urbandictionary.com A dfferent word for very large penis ike Comment Share 17minutes ago Sorry to give you a name you can't live up to babyMUM 11 minutes ago Unlike 11 par of all pars 10 minutes ago Like I love my mum. 17 seconds ago Like
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    Game, Set, Match: Mom

    Text - Paul What to do today??? Saturday at 11:10am via Android Like Comment im doing your mom Saturday at 1:37pm Like Tim Debra impressive! LOL Saturday at 3:24pm Like Really? I didn't feel a thing! Not very Paul ey tim. My mom has facebook:- Saturday at 3:32pm Like 1person
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    Game Recognize Game

    Text - Star 8 hrs Everywhere i go i see the same hoe... Like Comment Share 3 people like this Mirrors suck huh? < her friend's mom Hollie 7 mins - Like Star Whays that supposed to mean 6 mins - Like Hollie you see a whore? Or did you mean you're gardening. l thought you were quoting song lyrics or do you mean literally 4 mins - Like Hollie Or where you using hoe as another word in the slang language for female? 4 mins - Like Guess I'm too old... you're too young to be quoting Tupac. Hollie 1 min
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  • 08

    Is This Molly's Fault? Are You Sweating?

    Text - Yesterday at 9:07am "with the birds i'll share this lonely view" Like Comment 2 people like this stay off the drugs, son lol Like 2. Yesterday at 9:21am its the red hot chilli peppers mom Like Yesterday at 9:23am what kinda drugs r those???? Like 1 Yesterday at 9:55am Like Yesterday at 9:57am

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