13 Tinder Profiles That Are Red Flags On A Battlefield Of Crazy

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mattstaff
Apr 13, 2018 6:00 PM EDT

This might as well be a cringe list. 

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  • 01
    Text - 1 21% Instagram 5:49 pm < Skyla YOU MATCHED WITH SKYLA ON 11/4/18. HELLO THERE Sent Today 5:49 pm Fucking marry me Type a messag... Send GIF
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    Text - Kari, 19 3 miles away Wubadubdub! This is her older brother Jason. Kari may be small but lemme tell you, she doesn't deal with bs and is a bad ass with stilettos that will cut a bitch. Do you like horses? You better. If you don't you should move on. Dab dab, if you mess with her l'll drop your ass. what he said Horses and shooting Pineapple and nuggets Adventures, exploring and concerts Naps Dad jokes and cheesy pick-up lines X
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    Face - Kayta, 23 0 2 miles away Actually 17 sorry 1 Interest Katy Perry X
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    Product - Hia Maddy, 18 8 miles away Fuck it up Will not exercise with you Will not go on adventures with you Bad vibes only Pro trench coat If you don't talk to me first then ur a pussy X
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    Text - 8 Cuck 19 miles away Starving art student Send me 5$ for food and crayons My entire existence is a satirical approach My boob size is AK47 Vag is a model T Since joining tinder I have: Had 3 poly relationships slept with 5 girls had 17 abortions If you're looking for nudes and sex get started now I need about a year and a blood sacrifice to get wet I'll do anal if you're: Donald Trump, or an actual Shark You know what they say crazy in the head- If "Happiness is a choice" GTFO My Anthem G
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    Product - STATE EST Jessica, 22 12 miles away threesome? no thanks...if i wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, i'd have dinner with my parents. i'm 4'11 & i look like a kid, if you're into that kind of thing. aram Pho X
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    Text - Rachel, 22 7 miles away The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful... Bitches love being called beautiful. 11: 453 Instagram Photos X
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    Arm - Brooke, 21 10 miles away any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself If u got Canadian citizenship hmu X
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    Text - Katie, 18 6 miles away I'm an acquired taste Looking for someone to share my memes with Also looking for someone with a Hulu account so I can watch Rick and Morty Imk Most likely in the Taco Bell drive thru or the men's section of Savers My Anthem Danal (feat. Anderson Paak) Son PaakM X
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    Text - Maddie, 21 24 miles away 20! Red Head Black MEN only! Fuckboys I can be your queen My anthem is very serious. I love the outdoors. Take me to the zoo or an aquarium with a blunt and I'll marry you. fuck off! Least of all DO NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER, make sure you read the pages first. My Anthem Issues Julia Michaels X
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    Text - 1 22% .ooo AT&T 7:06 PM Alexa YOU MATCHED WITH ALEXA ON 5/14/17 What if tomorrow is the day that the fucking aliens came? Would they be like Earth go hard? Or is it just another conquest? Sent Type a Message... Send GIF 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 89 0 / (D$ & @ ? ! X #+= ABC return space LO
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    Face - Annabelle, 18 34 miles away Cancer All things spooky. Horror fanatic. Let's have movie nights. You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, but you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol, science. Fun fact, I have a daughter.
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    Hair - Catherine, 18 7 miles away the only thing lower than my standards is my self esteem ;) My Anthem X
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